a couple of jokes  

rm_longliner002 49M
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8/17/2006 9:31 pm
a couple of jokes


Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker?
A: Your last blow job.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: What's the worst thing about growing unemployment?
A: It gets harder to screw your girlfriend with her husband home.
Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra with iron pills?
A: A boner that points North.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

There once was a man named Mort
Whose dick was incredibly short
When he climbed into bed
His lady friend said
"That's not a dick it's a wart"

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