You Know You're Joke #17  

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1/8/2006 1:09 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You Know You're Joke #17


>> You Know You're Joke #17 - Dating a Consultant...


... You Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant when....

10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period".
9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
8. Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is your day."
7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
6. Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.
5. Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
3. Can't be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals.
2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
1. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".

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