Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines  

rm_longliner002 50M
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12/20/2005 12:23 pm

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Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
1. "I'm down here"
2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy.
3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?
4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.
5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.
6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?
7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.
8. Get an eyedropper of cool-aid in me and I turn into a wild man.
9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.
10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

Santa Pick Up Lines
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
I know when you`ve been bad or good...
so let`s skip the small talk!
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
(wink wink!!!)
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
(Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it.)
I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...
Do you???
Screw the "NICE" list... I`ve got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

Poem Title: May Your dreams come true
Have you ever wished upon a star, and nothing seemed to happen.
Even though you wished real hard, with all your heart, soul, and passion.
Sometimes life seems that way , when troubles get you down.
But be assured your dreams will come true, when your time comes around.
Sometimes the stars need a little help, from someone close to you.
So if we wish together, then your wish is bound to come true.
I wish for you today my friend, peace wrapped up in angel wings.
To carry you throughout your day, and inspiration for all your dreams.
Serenity to surround you , hope to fill your world.
Comfort in the just knowing, God wants your wish fulfilled.
Rainbows that fill your heart, a beauty for your eyes to see.
Confidence for when you doubt, and faith to help you believe.
And all the good things in this life, that is around us everyday.
See the silver linings in the clouds? that will wash your cares away?
Take the time to hear the music, and see the stars dancin in the sky.
And as you wish upon it, always know I will be standing close by.
©2005 Sandy Sturges


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/20/2005 1:45 pm

cute pick up lines. I loved the poem very touching.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/20/2005 4:28 pm

Beautiful Poem

Love your jokes babe

I spend the day trying to remember them and telling a few to anyone that calls

Thanks for making me smile

silky xx


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