Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but aren't:  

rm_longliner002 50M
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12/18/2005 1:36 am

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Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but aren't:


Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but aren't:

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph's honker!

7. Santa's sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. Well, if you can't get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

MissKittyNip26 106F

12/18/2005 6:43 am

I went through and caught up on your blog.. hilarious jokes!! I'm puttin' you on my watch list.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/18/2005 5:49 pm

lol
very funny
silky x


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