The Evening Post  

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12/8/2005 9:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Evening Post

She Stole My Heart
I saw her in a crowded bar
I worshipped her from afar
Her rose tattoo with a star
Her hair as black as new laid tar.
Her eyes they sparkled like a fire
To fill a man with deep desire
Of the kind that will never tire
I tell the truth. I ain't no liar.
I crossed the room with heavy tread
I had one thought inside my head
"She'll steal your heart", a voice there said.
But she stole my bloody wallet instead.

You Know What I Like
Don't act so coy
like an innocent child.
I know how you like
to get a bit wild.
I'm really quite pleased
that you didn't forget
the whipped cream in a can
and the butterfly net.
Now wear the fedora
and those charming black socks,
pretend I'm a bagel
and smear me with lox.
Talk like a pirate
and I'll cluck like a hen
c'mon we've done it before
we can do it again.
My tastes are quite strange
I'm hearing you say,
I can't explain why
I just like it that way!

joke for tonight
Weeweechu
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said ..
"Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon" said Jung Lee.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and its the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.
"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."
"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."
Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a merry Christmas, Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year."
I know where your mind was, and I am shocked...


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