Joke: Getting Home Early  

rm_longliner002 50M
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1/9/2006 7:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke: Getting Home Early

Joke: Getting Home Early

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

Dirty Joke #4 - Grandma's Idea...
... A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
"Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."

Dirty Joke #29 - Make her SCREAM...
... Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "I smoothed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says, "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for 6 hours."
The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my dick on the drapes."

hugs_4_u2 39F

1/9/2006 3:24 pm

haven`t laughed so much in ages gr8 jokes!

hugs xxx

rm_longliner002 50M
227 posts
1/9/2006 6:21 pm

glad you enjoyed them

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