Joke: Erotic and Kinky  

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12/25/2005 8:51 am

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Joke: Erotic and Kinky

IM Officially MAD at Santa this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Didn’t ask for much this year.
Here Is My List.
1) A Orally fixated Women.
2) A nymphomaniac.
3) A female version of the energizer Bunny with her battery in backwards so I can keep her cumming and cumming and cumming .
4) And last A bad girl that needs a good spanking.
Did I ask TOO MUCH.
IM Done complaining now.

Joke: Erotic and Kinky

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken!

Understanting Help Wanted Ads
Understanting Help Wanted Ads
What we sayompetitive Salary
What we mean: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
What we say:Join our fast-paced team
What we mean: We have no time to train you.
What we sayasual work atmosphere
What we mean:We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
What we say: Must be deadline oriented
What we mean:You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
What we say:Some overtime required
What we mean:Some time each night and some time each weekend.
What we sayuties will vary
What we mean:Anyone in the office can boss you around.
What we sayareer-minded
What we mean:Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
What we say:No phone calls please
What we mean:We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
What we say:Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience
What we mean:You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
What we say:Requires team leadership skills
What we mean:You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
What we say:Must have good communication skills
What we mean:Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it

A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up--sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a mean ass dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains: "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away. The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?" The man answers, "In case I fall off the ladder, you shoot that mean ass dog!"

Poem Title:This Evening
by Prometheus
Quiet as untroubled waters
another austere day gives way
allowing a sun-tanned twilight
to gently coax the night awake
Once our special time together
we watched for Hesparus in half-light
of the genial summer's eve
The harvest of time's scythe
has sustained me and I no longer grieve
Over the many lost evenings
and things we shall never see
for this special time of day
God has given to us all
even if the only one who enjoys it
- is me
Poem Title: Merry Christmas To My Friends
Hope this holiday season
brings you lots of joy
May the blessings of the season
be yours to enjoy
Sending you glad tidings
with loads of good cheer
Know that you are always
in my heart held near
Merry Christmas!
©2005 Mary E. Carpio


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