Can you speak Lesbian?  

rm_longliner002 50M
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12/23/2005 7:54 pm

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Can you speak Lesbian?

Can you speak Lesbian?

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

Poem Title: LIFE'S BOOK
LIFE'S BOOK,
by Anne R. C. Neale
Every day is a new challenge in your life,
It's a continuation of the things started in the past,
Things you started and did not complete,
Time never ceases and time passes fast.
Each day brings you new decision to make,
New problems, new worries, and good news too,
You never know what each day will bring
But face them squarely is the best thing to do,
Each day is a new page in your life's book,
You life's book only you can write,
Fill each page with positive things,
Your Life's book will be filled with good things then, that's right.
©2005 Anne R. C. Neale


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/24/2005 11:40 am


giggles

Love the poem at the end babes xxxxxx
silky x


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