I am HORNY--HORNY, HORNY, HORNY!  

rm_loneremily 33F
380 posts
8/28/2006 7:31 pm

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9/10/2006 10:42 am

I am HORNY--HORNY, HORNY, HORNY!

Yes, friends. The feelings tonight are quite animalistic to say the least.

Yesterday I felt quite lonely. I woke up wanting to slash my wrists. Hoping to chill with someone--I called FWB (the kids were with their daddy). He had to do a few "chores"--changing a marquee, mowing the lawn, moving the rest of the furniture out of his house, and then driving back to school.

I hung up the phone and proceded to cry. After a while--I called up Danny. That perked me up, and I managed to ENJOY cleaning very neglected parts of my kitchen.

I had lunch whilst talking to him... Men get so JEALOUS when a woman eats. Women aren't supposed to eat! Men are! So he had to eat.

Left to myself, I found it a great opportunity to pull out my captain morgan... A gift from the neighbors left out on my lawn after a party they threw.

Once drunk, I called Gossip_Anyone. That was really fun. I can't wait until the next time I call her. I kept drinking as I spoke to her. By the time the convo was over... Walking was not my fortee. I ended up passing out on my couch around 4 or 5pm. I had the phone next to my ear, but I still managed to miss 2 calls during my wonderful slumber. I awoke around 1230am. I watched Adult Swim.

Today was hellishly mundane at work. So much so that I was thankful to go home.

And now; horny. I want nasty sex. Not the wholesome catholic marriage kind... But the completely unabashed fucking that fathers pray their daughters never want.

That is the kind. It can not be had. I'm pent up and outrageous in my hunger for it. I'm driving myself CRAZY thinking about it--riding crops and light bondage--saying naughty things all the while holding a malicious grin.

It can be had... But not tonight... Oh! How I want it!!! [?*] [>>!]


rm_aranayd 46M
2014 posts
8/28/2006 8:06 pm

Thinking about WHAT!?! That doesn't sound like you at all. No, not sweet little you. Never. Sex? You? Naw, not you.
Did the sarcasm come through okay? That's a hard tone to type, you know.


twirly_girl 47F

8/28/2006 9:58 pm

That kinda sex has been on my mind too.

Here's hoping you get you some soon!
@!@ ?*

-Nikki


IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/28/2006 10:36 pm

Oh it can be whenever you want it, sweetheart. It's only 1061 miles away, has blue eyes, and a passion for making you smile. Give me a couple of hours with you on the balcony, the couch, the floor, the elevator, the...Holy Shit!...now look what you did! hold up... ...\8

Whew!...much better... Anyway...I just stopped by to let you know that I'm about to post a blog about you. I guess I oughta warn the guys that you're insatiable, too. I'm still waiting for that dance, ya know?


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
8/29/2006 5:24 am

not a bad idea at all. [wink]... should i get my silk scarves?
kisses.


Choozmi 50M

8/31/2006 12:34 pm

I was going to post something warm, sweet, and supportive, but it doesn't sound like you're in the mood for that.

Naughty girl.


KISSABLE_KINK 48F

9/6/2006 9:42 pm

Hello darling,
Wished to stop by and say hello.
P.S.
LOVE the picture, it is gorgeous.


rm_loneremily 33F
328 posts
9/10/2006 10:42 am

I missed you kink! Thank you for the compliment! Will you be my online lesbian lover?


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