Funny story...  

rm_loneremily 33F
380 posts
7/19/2006 11:01 pm

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7/20/2006 6:29 pm

Funny story...

So--One guy that I met from AdultFriendFinder a while ago took me out to lunch. I saw his pic--he looked pretty good; we wanted the same things... Cool.

Well when I met him he looked like he'd gained about 20-30 pounds... Which pissed me off. There's a reason I didn't put my high school swimming photo on this site... Times have changed. 'Nuff said.

He was pretty cool, anyway--so I didn't have many qualms about fucking him... Then when he messaged me next it was about sex.

Well--the comedian in me made a joke about how I didn't realize that lunch meant fucking (I have to keep learning the lesson that sarcasm REALLY doesn't equate well in print), and he said that because my profile said that I was a whore he was just trying to collect.

I took that as a brilliant opportunity to get out of screwing an obese guy--and blocked him,stating that no where in my profile did it say that I was a prostitute--I may be slutty... But ho; no.

So--anyway... I told my buddy about how much attention I've gotten and SHE decided she wanted to put her profile on AdultFriendFinder, too.

We went out tonight and she tells me about this guy she fucked that was pretty fat and lazy. He didn't take HER to lunch and he made her go to him because he didn't feel like getting dressed.

She told me his ethnicity, and told me his first name--so I asked her what his screen name is...

Turns out it was the same douchebag that called me a whore! And I'm GLAD he didn't tap it, because she said he was a lousy lay!

What a coincidence! We laughed about it for a long time. I felt really bad. Then we decided that we were going to consult one another BEFORE we did any fucking so that we could warn each other about potential jerkoffs and poor ass!

rm_NiceLance 39M
3 posts
7/20/2006 12:12 am

That is a intresting story. I feel sorry for your friend. There are some people where ever you go that just seem to be a jerk. I hope that experiance doesn't turn your friend off of this sight there are some nice guys her still.

rm_khazaddum 42M
3 posts
7/20/2006 3:15 pm

I've had similar experiences meeting some women from here. A couple have turned out not to look at all like their profile.

One was even pretty scary in person ;(

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