O-O-Oh that I should be so lucky!  

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7/13/2005 12:02 am

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O-O-Oh that I should be so lucky!

For the rest of the world beyond the reaches of that vile and semi-satanic weekly rag, The Stranger, published in good old Sea-at-hole...

HOME SEX SELLS:

If yer' one of the trillions of overactive sex-monkeys with a video recording device and an interest in exhibitionism, boy does The Stranger have a contest for you!

By August 9th they want you to send 'em between two and ten minutes of hot conjugal humpin' on film, video, or digital...with only three minor restrictions: "No poop. No kids. No animals."

For all the fine print, prizes, certifications, and of course the obligatory turn and cough, just check out www.thestranger.com or drop the fine folks an e-mail: hump@thestranger.com

GREENHOUSE GAS POLICY 101

Stay with me on this, cuz it gets a little complicated... Greenhouse gases are the byproduct of burning coal, diesel, gasoline, and are created by various other industrial chemical processes.

Greenhouse gases create airborne sediment and chemial pollutants which complicate asthmatic and other respiratory conditions, and contribute to global climate change.

The Kyoto Protocol is a binding agreement made between the industrial nations of the world, in which they commit to reducing the amount of Greenhouse gases they produce.

Bill Clinton signed the treaty, but Congress never approved it. George Bush chose not to sign the treaty, therefore rendering it "un-signed".

Meanwhile the rest of the world unanimously chose to implement the Kyoto Protocol after the Russians finally got on board last year.

According to a study by The Program on International Policy Attitude cinducted this year:

86% of Americans want the U.S. to reduce greenhouse gases.

73% of Americans believe that the U.S. should participate in the Kyoto Protocol.

AND NOW FOR THE STARTLING TRUTH....

48% of Americans mistakenly believe that George Bush favors the Kyoto Protocol.

WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?


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