DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:  

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10/11/2005 3:28 pm

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits Average
Looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious
Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated....................Was fucked to bits at Uni Emotionally
Secure......................On medication
Feminist..................Bad hair and no dress sense Free
Spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned..........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Cuddly............................................Fat
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
Widow........................................Murderer

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