Kim's House of Underwear on the Floor  

rm_leroyboyx 56M
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3/2/2005 8:27 pm

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Kim's House of Underwear on the Floor

This is a commercial I wrote for my girlfriend in case she ever wanted to start a cottage industry from her apartment.

Do you hate going to those fancy lingerie shops?
You know the kind I mean--
the ones with racks and racks of skimpies
from wall to wall
and no one to help you find what you need?
Well, girls, those days are finished.
Now you can shop in a completely comfortable, non-threatening environment--
my home.
This is Kim, from Kim’s House of Underwear on the Floor.
Come on over and look around.
Check beside the furniture and in the corners.
Find a bra or some panties or maybe even a nightgown, and if you need help,
I’ll be glad to look over our inventory with you
to see if we can’t find something that matches.
And this week, at Kim’s House of Underwear on the Floor,
we’re having not one,
but two special sales events.
First, take a big fifty percent off any underwear
you find on the floor in the bathroom.
And, anything you find hanging on the towel racks
or draped across the furniture,
go ahead and take off another twenty percent.
Remember, if you’re tired of large impersonal stores,
come to where you’ll feel right at home--
at my place--Kim’s House of Underwear on the Floor, where our motto is
You’ll find what you’re looking for, if you keep looking.
Also don’t forget to stop by our three new stores--
Kim’s House of Cat Toys on the Floor
Kim’s House of Cosmetics on the Counter
and Kim’s House of Dishes in the Sink.

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