All the Girls Are in Church  

rm_leroyboyx 56M
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2/27/2005 6:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

All the Girls Are in Church


A friend of mine said with certainty,
"If you're looking for women, follow me.
Wear your pimp suit--learn the Golden Rule.
Hitting on the women in sunday school.

There's plenty to be found and all kinds
with tiny bosomses or big behinds.
At progressive dinners, ignore the roast.
If you get lucky, thank the holy ghost.

All the girls are in church.
What are they doing?
Praying for their sins and a little rescuing.
Looking for a guy--maybe even pursuing.
Pretty and proper--perfectly perched.
All the girls are in church.


Some them pretty ladies is married, it's true.
They still wanna get cardinal with you.
I did it on a pew once but I got so sore!
It's best to use the indoor/outdoor.

They're acting so reserved but we know they're very.
Tell her that you wanna be a missionary.
Show her that you're fit. Impress her with your bod.
It's the second best thing you got from god.

All the girls are in church.
What are they doing?
Looking for love, frustrations accruing.
Waiting for a kiss and all that's ensuing.
I did my homework. Here's the research.
All the girls are in church.

All the girls are in church.
What are they doing?
Field trips to the river for a day of caoeing.
Hiding in the woods for a little face chewing.
It's hard to predict the ones that'll squirt.
All the girls are in.
All the girls are in.
All the girls are in church.



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