Jonny & his sin  

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4/1/2006 2:44 am

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Jonny & his sin

Quietly, A youth slides into the Confessional Booth .... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest quietly asks, "Is that you, Johnny?

"Yes, Father it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

Johnny quietly speaks..."I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I can not say, Father"...Johnny again was softspoken.

"Was it Teresa Volpe?" , asks the Priest once again.

Johnny sighs. "I'll never tell, Father..I just can not tell."

"Was it Nina Capeli?"

"I'm sorry, Father, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed, Father, my lips need to be sealed".

"I'm just going to ask you one more time, Johnny, was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? "

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you!"

The priest sighs in absolute frustration. " You are very tight lipped, Johnny, and I admire that, but you have sinned and you have to atone! You can not attend church services for four months! Now! Go and behave yourself! "

Johnny walks back to his pew and his friend Jack slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

Johnny whispers back, "Four months vacation and Five good leads!"

Hope you like this. This is not mine. I cought it from somewhere. Since I liked it, This is to make you lighter before we start.

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