My first date in LA  

rm_latinbrit 45F
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9/5/2006 3:43 pm

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9/6/2006 1:03 am

My first date in LA

DATE 1
I met her through a local weekly publication, and unfortunatelly a photo can't show you that someone is not emotionally stable.
She showed up almost an hour late (a big no, no for us brits), and when I opened the door, it was obvious that the photos she had sent were at least 10 years old....
I didn't make a fuss about this, and proceeded to make the most out of the night, and it was overall a pleasant experience.... Until she announced to me that -" Nobody had ever given her so many mind blowing orgasms-" and she -"Would be stupid if she didn't try to do whatever it takes to have me all to herself!?!?!-"
OH, DEAR!!! What part of I AM HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN AMAZING MAN DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
It took me all night to try and tell her in a nice way that I wasn't interested in a relationship with a woman..... And when it came to be 6:00AM, I decided to cut back on the diplomacy and get down to the facts:
1) I don't believe in divorce
2) NOBODY can replace my husband
3) You sent me 10 year old photos of your face and you haven't aged very well..... YOU LIED TO ME!
4) I only had you over to have a good time, not to be your own personal psychiatrist
5) The only reason why I put up with your sob stories until this hour in the morning is because it was already too late for me to go out and find someone else to join me.

And with that.... I showed her the way out and asked her to pretend that I don't even exist!

Until the next one... {=}


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