Stag and Hen Party Troubles  

rm_lagano 51M
395 posts
4/20/2006 2:53 am

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4/20/2006 11:06 pm

Stag and Hen Party Troubles


OK so todays piece of useless news:

The British Foreign Office research suggests 24% of people on stag and hen parties face problems abroad.

Woooo...
Where have I been spending my sheltered life.

Sid's been to one stag party abroad (Manilla), well he got in to all sorts of "trouble", even had his first (and only) full body massage lol but not the sort of trouble that involved "serious" trouble if you know what I mean.

What's your experience, been to any stag or hen party that ended in a disaster, or even involved someone getting arrested or some other serious trouble?

Or you've only been with a bunch of wimps or wimpette's who sat around drinking tea or knitting?

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
4/20/2006 12:32 pm

Nope, neither disaster, arrests, nor tea and knitting. We simply had my dad as the designated driver from the male revue we went to. Poor guy had to roll all the windows down in the car to deal with the odor of booze, six different kinds of perfume, cigarette smoke, plus god knows how many different mens' colognes and sweat that by then were all over us chicks! Ah, and don't forget the pheremones of horny women! LOL. The car probably smelled like a brothel for a week. He couldn't complain too much though, as my mom was there at the party, too...I'm sure he got lucky that night after they got home. (Ewww..I know, never think about one's parent's sex life...)

The funniest thing is, my husband (whose bachelor party was at a strip club the same night) had a really boring time...he was home and in bed by 11 because the guys he was with were all boring, married and, well, whipped... and he himself had gotten ill on the steak he ate there last night! ROFL. I rolled in at 3 AM after 3 hurricane drinks, singing a Ricky Martin tune with "Mauricio the Latin Lovah"'s cologne all over me and promptly attacked him. He was so envious that I'd had a great time! LOL...

I'm sure bachelor parties are more wild/fun in Hong Kong...they're pretty tame in Virginia!


rm_lagano replies on 4/20/2006 7:20 pm:
Hmm,
Well Sid has always wondered whether secretly hen parties are actually wilder than stag parties lol.

Probably true that things are a bit wilder in HK but mainly due to there being more opportunity for it I guess but it's generally not that wild (well ok it might included stripper's who have a cabaret act that if it doesn't put you off sex for life surely must toughen you up for the wedding night lol), but to be honest reading about how many young people in the UK are now going for a quick trip abroad for there stag party I am not so sure that HK is really that wild any more.

Another fact(?)... according to the same report 32% forget to bring the sun tan lotion, 68% forget any form of birth control on their overseas stag/hen bash.
Not quite sure what to make of that lol.

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
4/20/2006 7:30 pm

Well, those two figures add up to precisely 100%...so, thinking inductively, or is that deductively, can never remember which: apparently, the ones who are getting shagged don't burn for two reasons: lack of sun part of the time, careful sun worship the other part. But they could get pregnant. LOL


rm_lagano replies on 4/20/2006 7:38 pm:
Hmmm,
Yes, I guess the advice would be in future to ask question if your partner turns up at the wedding without obvious signs of a bad sunburn.

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