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My best friend is Danish and I love Denmark, mainly because life revolves around finding the next drink but they can upset people at times it seems.
I mean first there was invading Britain and all that and pillaging that went on all those years ago, and if that wasn't bad enough then there was beating England 4-1 last August.
But they have really pissed of magicgoddess, as she declares in her profile:
NO EUROPEAN PIGS FROM DENMARK DEFINETELY!!
Woooo, now just what could they have done to upset her I wonder?
Actually it is all the more surpising as she is a hooker:
BUT IF U NEED ME TO CUM THERE FOR YOUR SEXUAL PLEASURE JUS SEND A TICKET N SUM POCKET $$
Well, my Danish friends I am once more impressed, you really need to have done something spectacular to have a hooker ban you.
So my hats off to all Danish guys, never ones to shirk their duty in the face of insurmountable odds and achieve the unachievable and do it all whilst completely pissed
Now you tell me, what do you think they did to upset her!
Oh and according to her profile she is 25yrs old, don't you think she looks a very old 25 ?
4/17/2006 11:46 am
Wow. But...well, do you think it was the whole cartoon debacle? (Whispering...) Don't say anything too loud about it or you're liable to receive protests outside your office, during which they will hurl spoiled Danish dairy products at you! |
Yep, after looking at her profile, it says she is Muslim, so that can be the only reason I'd see.
So here's the challenge, then. Create a new "Kiss Me, I'm Danish" profile, (I suggest GenerousDanishStudMuffin4U a your new handle) drape yourself in the Danish flag, make sure your willy's poking out because apparently she doesn't like to see them; take a pic, and send it along with the offer of a generous monetary, er, donation... and see whether the principles have a price...