Being British  

rm_lagano 51M
395 posts
4/22/2006 10:54 am

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4/23/2006 4:09 am

Being British

Well according to the lastest rough guide England is a nation of "overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex-and-celebrity obsessed television addicts".

Well Sid is British so is he?

Overweight: yes he would like to lose 14lbs to get to his ideal weight.
Alcohol: definitely hits the wine bottle every night.
Sex obsessed: well he's here isn't he.
Celebrity obsessed: no missed on that one
Television addict: well Monday its Mrs Bradley, Tuesday its House, Wednesday its Invasion, Thursday its DL&Pascoe and Desperate HouseWives so maybe they're right on that.

It also praises the nation of "animal loving, tea-drinking charity donors who thrive on irony and Radio 4".

Lets see;
animal loving: well I last had a dog 20yrs ago, somebody took him for a walk and came back without him (no wonder they're called mans best friend not womens best friend).
Tea-drinking: Sid drinks tea all day, everyday, gave up coffee a few years back.
Irony: hmm read this blog.
Charity donors: nope Sid's not very charitable it seems, been in HK to long lol.
Radio4: Well cant get Radio4 here but I wouldnt listen to it anyway.

Thats 7 out of 10 I reckon...

So how do you do, are you a true brit?

Take the test and see how "British" you are!

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
4/22/2006 11:01 am

So I'm more British than you, even though I'm American?

rm_lagano replies on 4/22/2006 11:31 am:
Well this is really part of a secret plan to retake our former colonies, we are on the lookout for "sleepers" who we can count on when we next invade.

Your information has been noted, we will be in touch again shortly

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
4/22/2006 12:39 pm

But...but...I really don't listen to Radio 4!

Apparently 90% British. (!)

rm_lagano replies on 4/23/2006 4:14 am:
Don't worry we won't tell.
Anyway you're lucky you've discovered your 90% British not 90% French otherwise you might just be headed for Guantanamo Bay along with the rest of them.

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