50 Ways To Please Your Lover  

rm_lagano 51M
395 posts
4/24/2006 12:13 am

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4/24/2006 7:17 pm

50 Ways To Please Your Lover

I couldn't get to edit the orignal 'cos I had posted it on someone else's blog Masturbation Poem in so I will post it here.

"The problem is all inside your head", he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle for relief
There must be fifty ways to please your lover

He said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to please your lover
Fifty ways to please your lover

I've got some heat, Pete
Or is it a crave, Dave
Maybe its a throb, Bob
I'm sure a little wet, chet
And I just need to get some relief
You don't need to be coy, Roy
You can slip in the back, Jack
Get rid of my itch, Mitch
But don't think you can pee, Lee
Please help me get some relief

He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you come again
She said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

He said why don't we both just sleep together tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll have seen the light
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to please your lover
Fifty ways to please your lover

Written by the famous MMFM, Simon, Garfunkel, SilkDitty and Lagano

rm_pagan380 64M
4405 posts
4/24/2006 4:48 am

Paul and Art need to hear these lyrics, better than the original.

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


Passionata88 49F

4/24/2006 12:04 pm

What a funny, witty, and amusing poem on masturbation!
Silk & lagano, you both have outdone yourselves!
What's next?

rm_lagano replies on 4/24/2006 7:22 pm:
We're thinking of releasing an album.

Not sure of the title yet, maybe "Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy" or "Sticky Fingers".

Unless anyone has a better suggestion....

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