Halloween sex & threeways at swinger clubs  

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10/30/2005 11:03 pm

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Halloween sex & threeways at swinger clubs

The picture to the left is from our threesome group Halloween costume. We're a "porn scene" this year. I'm a pizza delivery boy (with condoms in the pizza box), Charles is a plunger carrying serviceman from "Big Snake Plumbers," and our sweetie is "just out of the shower," in nothing but a towel and sexy slippers... Hopefully it will be a hit at the costume contest tomorrow!

So, we were going to go to a Halloween sex party this weekend, but my sweetie wasn't feeling well. So I'm going to recount another story from a few months back when we went to our first swinger club. We e-mailed them and asked if we could come as a threesome (generally no "single" males are allowed). They were skeptical at first, but when they saw a picture and saw how hot my wife is, they said "Sure!"

So we drove up to Malibu and paid the ridiculous admission fee for a couple plus a single, basically, and proceeded to walk around this posh little hilltop country club. There were Corvettes parked outside. Kenny G was piped throughout the house and grounds. They had a neon sign in the front room that said "PARTY." This place was super cheesy. Everyone was much older, which is fine and dandy, but this was NOT our scene.

We ended up having threeway sex in one of the voyeur room beds. There weren't too many people around so there wasn't much of an audience, and here's the worst part. When we finished, we could hear people one room over saying in a mocking tone, "Oh, do you think they're finished?" They were annoyed by our vocalizations! Come on people. This is a sex club! Live it up a little!

We hadn't realized earlier that everyone there was having sex almost silently. In addition, the idea of a threesome was clearly a little weird to this crowd of mostly middle-aged couples.

The hot tubs were nice, but needless to say we were much happier at the next swinger party we went to where we found people our age and our style. That was the group who threw the party we missed this weekend. Hopefully we'll catch up with them next time.

Anyone have any sexy Halloween group experiences?


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