rm_kinkywinky81 35F
107 posts
6/23/2006 3:57 am

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7/9/2006 2:21 am


De Aoine (in Irish - the second day of fasting) the first being on Wednesday 'Cead' aoine, two of the best days for sticking to eating a carrot stick.

Carrot sticks are fascinating given their long cyclindrical dimensions, as you pick it up the cyclindricality reminds you of certain objects that are prone to comfort you - this becomes all the more obvious as you place the stick between your teeth, bite, chew hard and eventually swallow.

Sometimes I wonder what else might that carrot stick be used for besides eating ... then my mind moves onto thinking about 'being' and 'existence' such is the difficulty of keeping one's focus on one object at any one time. Which comes first being or existence - surely being must be prior to existence because existence is a predicate of being? Maybe not.

I suppose it's back to the old chicken and egg problem - believe me the chicken had to have 'come' first in order for the egg to appear.

The next chapter of my thesis is still looking at me willing itself into 'being' and completion...but I wonder has it already existed and am I not just wasting my time even bothering to write it - should I not just let it write itself? Well, that is a bit much I hear you say. Keep feeding this girl prozac is probably what is on all the minds of the individuals that interpret this - or what is she really saying. Maybe it's all just about the carrot stick?

Oh to have existed in former years where the knights of medieval times would pluck their fair maidens from village dwellings, of course there would have been momentary protests as the maiden was carried off on that mighty steed. A bevy of maidens lamenting the loss of their innocence handled around the great round table of legend.

Blimey what sexual mischief these bolden men could get up to without too much bother from society - they could even take their page if they felt they must - where have our Western Values gone? Mocked by the facade of liberalism, democracy, freedom - oh the repression - Rousseau knew the plight.

They say it's all in our genes - I've carefully studied the mapping of the genome and there's nothing mystical there, of course we all get our Mithocondria from our mother the sperm doesn't have any except of course its tail, at this juncture it exerts energy for the sperm to swim to that far distant galaxy of ovum.

Which came first women or men? Surprisingly it was women who came first according to the embryonic default pattern - all our men were once women up until part of the second x broke away to become a y for boy.

Oh what a kinky sex are men...their bolden bodies, their masculine muscles, their tougher skin, their fine package secured between two powerful legs which offer the possibility of thrusting hard into the warm moist dwelling of the female. All this talk has brought about secretions within... I experience the flow as it drips softly on my panties...oh if there were not a man who could rip them off and fiercely plug the leak sending me mind into catapult of convulsive strokes - waiting for that multiplicity of delight, the great O.

Must find some clean panties... think I've made a mess...dirty kinky dirty!

SLUT4692 62M
5 posts
6/23/2006 5:12 am

It wasn't the chicken or the egg It was the roaster

SLUT4692 62M
5 posts
6/23/2006 5:21 am

It wasn't the chicken or the egg It was the roaster.As per a joke I once heard " a chicken and an egg were walking down a narrow path when all of a sudden a roaster apeared and proceeded to screw the daylites out of both of them and when he came he stude up and said that should end all dought"

younggraduate2 36M
3 posts
6/23/2006 6:32 am

I don't know what im more attracted to!
Your mind or your body!!
Do you think its possible to pleasure both??
Something for you to ponder...
When has your mind felt as pleasured as when a man flicks your clit with his tongue???

rm_aqustic2 44M
1335 posts
6/23/2006 12:25 pm

ok i will admit i`m but a humble perv here only in the hope of getting ones rocks off. i thought at the start when talk of carrots began, here we go... but you siftly moved on to matters of foul play and i quickly started to lose it, then my hopes were lifted once more with talk of medieval savages in mode but again my hopes were shattered as you changed direction to ladyboys, but i have to say you brought the whole thing to smashing end with talk of your own very wet panties. good stuff ya header i have to say i like your style.

Pipii2 57M
1 post
6/29/2006 2:00 pm

...... oh shit I think I'm in love/lust ... a poetess a whore a philosopher an enchanting female a sensitive soal .. oh my dark Rosaleen do not sigh....I would like to lie with you and we might both float to the big O and beyond!!

Yours Smitten


badboy_sixtynine 36M
3 posts
6/29/2006 3:19 pm

Hey Kinkster, luv your stuff. Your right about the embryonic default pattern, its why us men have nipples, they form before gender is decided, I guess that means I used to be a woman and also that I've undergone a gender transformation. You make me think. I like you. Do you like me? I'd like to think you do, but I fear I will never know as I am mearly a Standard Member, and that makes me a virtual mute in the eyes of this place and their 'law'. Woah betide the Standard Member, for his path is not enriched with warmth of human contact, neigh, his path is that of the loney wandering donkey-man, trapsing from village to village, his saddend loaping eyes filled to the brim with the tears of never ending solitude, unending loanliness his constant companion. Until, he hopes, one day, a kind and fair maiden will look into those puppydog/sad-donkey-human eyes, stoop down and notice his massive length and girth, and take him into her heart and bedroom.

I too would have loved to graced the medieval times, I would have rocked the place. I'd have been jousting, going on crusades, drinking meade down at the local medieval watering hole, and most of all rescuing fair maidens, like you, from castles, from the baddies. Although Im not sure you'd want rescuing, you might like being locked up with all those baddies having their wicked ways? Would you? I thought so. Well then I'd join the baddies, start a coup, and become their leader, and then I'd have my pick of the fair maidens. Either way, rescue, or access via the coup option, I would get my way, and my way would be very, very wicked indeed, with whipped cream, fluffy handcuffs and rampaging rumpy pumpy.

Reply to me please kinky, I want to have a rumage about in your mind, I wanna know want makes a girl like you tick, in a place like this, talking to a guy like me, via a key board, like this one perhaps. Gonna post this now, don't know if'll work though, this site hates me and wont let me do anything (see donkey analogy above). Here goes nuthin.............

badboy_sixtynine 36M
3 posts
6/29/2006 3:28 pm

It worked! Praise be to all the recognised and fully endorsed deities and the rest, like Cumquake, God of Orgasm, yet to be identified, except be me. I have seen her, she has spoke unto me. But I can't repeat what she said, it was friggin filthy.

ps., that picture is actually me, just back from holiday, with a tan.

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
7/7/2006 8:54 pm

Being. Existence is a "subset" of being, as it were. Plato "is" even though Plato no longer "exists." Ditto with unicorns but that's a whole different argument which I refuse to get into without drinks in front of us.

rm_kinkywinky81 35F
10 posts
7/8/2006 7:58 am

o' agathon estin! )

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
7/8/2006 2:54 pm

Anangke, o phile kinkywinky.

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
7/8/2006 7:00 pm

Oh, and Rousseau liked to be spanked...remember?

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