Designing Dildos  

rm_kevnico 55M
301 posts
7/2/2005 7:02 am

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Designing Dildos


I have been thinking of designing a dildo that will make most men obsolete. As soon as I teach it how to put up the toilet seat and leave it there …

So … what ARE the desirable attributes missing from today’s dildo designs? What about portability? Or an oral foreplay feature? How about dial-an-endowment? What ranges should it have?

Should it be able to fit in your hand so you can conveniently slide it out of your purse without notice?

Should it first be able to lick and nibble it’s way around your clit, and spread your lips for a taste?

Should it be self-lubricating and grow firm and hard when given a gentle squeeze, or a suck, letting you it’s ready for internal use? Ooooh … and should it be flavored?

Should it have balls to slap against you when … ummm …

Should it be able grow larger while inside of you, and have the ability to throb and squirt at just the right moment, multiple times in one use?

Should it be able to grow soft after you are finally done, and stay snuggled inside?

Come on now. Have any manufacturers or designers ever asked you what you really want? Or, are you just given a range of options with the expectation that you will figure out how to have pleasure with the choices?


New mood needed: Inventive

Jerosd 47M

7/2/2005 4:08 pm

<-----gives kev a model of his penis he once made...here u go mate.....lol


rm_LacyCuffs 49F
386 posts
7/2/2005 9:42 pm

I just think dildos should have a locater on them...lmao

Oh yes I almost forgot, how about a dildo that is retractable one that you can wear around your neck? just an Idea..lol


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
7/2/2005 9:57 pm

LOL at jer


rm_kevnico 55M
131 posts
7/3/2005 5:54 am

Jeez Jer … did you scale this thing up????

Lacy … I figured a GPS locator with a beeper would work. I could problem get the thing to shrink small enough for a chain around the neck but there is a liability problem, if it gets squeezed between your breast, it could self activate … I will try to see if I could design it to perform mirror repairs for you.

What … no recommendations Playful?


rm_kevnico 55M
131 posts
7/3/2005 5:55 am

Jeez Jer … did you scale this thing up????

Lacy … I figured a GPS locator with a beeper would work. I could probably get the thing to shrink small enough for a chain around the neck but there is a liability problem, if it gets squeezed between your breasts, it could self activate … I will try to see if I could design it to perform mirror repairs for you.

What … no recommendations Playful?


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/3/2005 1:40 pm

mmmmm difficult,better colour,texture,more flexable and a removable bunny


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

7/3/2005 1:59 pm

I`ll take all the above fore mentioned. Oh also add waterproof , jacuzzi playable


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/4/2005 2:11 pm

I'm waiting for the oral foreplay option one...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sorry, was dreaming away... rofl

I'll take all the options Papyrina and blondeneedssex suggested!


rockisland5 63F

6/11/2008 4:46 pm

I thought those were all available in the live model!


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