Email of the year!!!  

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
7027 posts
3/31/2006 11:15 am

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5/24/2006 7:34 pm

Email of the year!!!

From a man, with a profile pic of a woman ...

Hi,
I saw your profile, and was wondering if you've ever considered doing adult video? We're a ... production company shooting R to XXX, and always looking for new talent. If you'd like any info on this, please contact me at talent at xxxxxxxx dot com


I don't know, maybe some of you hotties have seen this before, but of all the propositions I've gotten, this has to be the weirdest.

No, I have never contemplated screwing someone and having other people take a video so they can sell it to peep shows all over the country so pervs who can't get laid can jack off to it in a dark little booth by themselves. I have to admit however, that the thought makes me more than slightly nauseous.

Thank you so much for putting that image in my head.

And congratulations! I've never reported anyone to the people on this friendly site before, you're the first.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/31/2006 11:42 am

Sigh, no. Nobody wants me for porn. Thats depressing actually. I wouldnt do it but thats not the point.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/31/2006 12:02 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Sigh, no. Nobody wants me for porn. Thats depressing actually. I wouldnt do it but thats not the point.
Do you do windows? I'll take ya...


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/31/2006 12:06 pm

Yeah, I have gotten those too...or then there's the "Hi I am a photographer by trade and was wondering if you would be interested in letting me take some erotic photos of you?" Sure buddy....like those won't end up on the internet somewhere!!!!!!LMAO


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/31/2006 12:06 pm

LMAO! I would be very surprised if this guy ever produced anything more than a cliche in order to meet women.


sillyperv 54M

3/31/2006 12:27 pm

Yeah, that's disqusting. Deplorable even How are you on ART films - with Saint? Class all the way, I assure you. Um, could you let me know and do you have a camera? And lights? And is your place available cause my mom is always bursting into my room with cookies and bibles and it woulld cramp the, um, art.


bluegirl39 49F

3/31/2006 12:41 pm

well I guess you'll hear just about anything on here..."I've got a million dollars and a private jet" but what he really has is "bankrupt and living is his truck"..lol


norprin5 55M

3/31/2006 1:26 pm

that's a better proposition than i've ever got

King Nor XVIII


frogger1995 39F

3/31/2006 3:24 pm

If you are on here long enough...it happens. I've gotten offers several times...some quite odd (one man offered my $100 just to hold my breasts).

You may also want to "watermark" your photos lest they appear on other porn sites.


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
3/31/2006 5:52 pm

Well, on the bright side, atleast someone is contacting you, on the side of reality, it just happened to be scum.


rm1973 43M

3/31/2006 7:03 pm

Wait...so is that a "No" to my porn move invitation? I mean, its gotta really great story line...pizza delivery, sex, answer phone, sex...


Allsleeky 35F

4/1/2006 1:49 pm

I've gotten a few and I just reported them!


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
4/1/2006 2:34 pm

Hmmmmmmm....the only movie offers I've ever gotten was when Freddy Kruger was out sick with the flu & they needed a fill-in.

Seriously....I'm glad you reported them....trouble with the 'net....too many predators lurking around who are hard to detect.


misterme1960 56M

4/1/2006 8:16 pm


To each his own I guess! Just stay away from me! Just visiting of course, liked your picture and what you had to say. You'll see me around periodically, until my future wife wants me to give this up.
Actually, she's helping me with some ideas for an extrememely hot, new post. I should be working on that now but I wanted to visit the neighbors first........take care and have one or two on me..hehe!


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
4/2/2006 7:41 am

I've gotten lots of those emails and I just hit delete and ban I've made videos with my German dude though.


im_curious_4u 50M

4/2/2006 8:05 pm

Someone said I was a cartoon once. Does that count?


StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
4/2/2006 10:34 pm

    Quoting frogger1995:
    If you are on here long enough...it happens. I've gotten offers several times...some quite odd (one man offered my $100 just to hold my breasts).

    You may also want to "watermark" your photos lest they appear on other porn sites.
I think what you meant to say "JUST?" $100..lol....thats an insulting offer for those gems


StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
4/2/2006 10:44 pm

Glad your home Kell, sorry one of your first encounters with american makes was a less than memorable one. But keep in mind, there are those of us that think the world of your mind as well as your body....hehe As always, please ignore any and all typos..lol

Muuuahh, Chris


Efilnikufesin69 47M

4/3/2006 2:55 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Sigh, no. Nobody wants me for porn. Thats depressing actually. I wouldnt do it but thats not the point.
after you are done with his windows, you can polish my car!


Efilnikufesin69 47M

4/3/2006 2:57 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Sigh, no. Nobody wants me for porn. Thats depressing actually. I wouldnt do it but thats not the point.
Well, can't blame the idiot for trying. LOL He doesn't kow that you were married to a lawyer before does he?


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
4/3/2006 7:34 am

Efil-that's not the half of it. I spent over a year trying to recover and destroy the pics my ex had of me. The only surviving ones are posted in my profile and albums, and you'll notice that they are all without my face.

Chris - watch my lips - spell check (sigh)

Rev - contacts are not my problem, QUALITY contacts are ...

Frogger - I guess that means my bid of $50 wasn't accepted either? LOL! - as to watermarks, none of the pics I've posted show my face, and I'm sure they've already migrated, so ...

Sassy - Honey, I hope you have the only copies. See my reply to Efil.

Sexyfit- yeah, offers of money, trips on the yaught, fly me to the moon ... but this one's a first.

Liana - As I said, this was a first ... I don't take it as a compliment.


Babel__Fish 45F

4/3/2006 8:23 am

lmao @ Keith


Babel__Fish 45F

4/3/2006 8:25 am

I would report them too


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