A weekend full of SEX!!!!  

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
7027 posts
9/4/2006 4:25 pm

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10/11/2006 8:10 pm

A weekend full of SEX!!!!

Well, I had an incredible weekend.

As I said on Friday, I went off for the weekend with a guy I didn't know, but I'd always kinda secretly drooled for him. And WOW!!!! what a weekend it was!

He picked me up on Saturday morning, handed me a triple caramel mocha latte spiked with brandy, a couple of brownies, and off we went, out of town and up into the mountains. We headed up I-70 in his BMW convertible, radio blaring some kind of music I didn't recognize.

After awhile, he took an exit and headed up the road to Mount Evans. Now, I thought that was strange, because Grand Lake isn't that way at all. But I was getting a nice buzz off the brandy, the weather was nice, and the scenery was beautiful.

I did start to wonder when he pulled off the main road and onto a dirt road. The road started to get lots worse, but when I said something, he said not to worry because the car was 4-wheel drive. Then he offered me another brownie, so I ate it, and got kinda spaced out watching the sunlight on the pine needles.

We seemed to get to his cabin awfully fast. I mean, Grand Lake is a long way from Mount Evans, but in just half an hour he pulled into a little clearing and announced we were there. It wasn't at all what I envisioned. It was very modern, metallic and round. It didn't have any large windows, just small ones like portholes.

So we climbed up the porch stairs and inside it was really modern. Metallic with fancy metallic furniture and computer screens everywhere! Really neat!!!

He asked me if I was hungry, and I told him I was starving, so he gave me a couple of more brownies, and also a glass of something that looked like lemonade but tasted sorta funny. It was mid-morning, and I couldn't believe how tired I was. He took me into the bedroom so I could lie down.

I took off my clothes and got into bed, and he took off his. Then he took off his skin ... kinda interesting to watch. I think I liked him better with it on ...

But man, was this guy horny! I've never been screwed so much, so long, in my entire life. It seemed like I spent the entire weekend with him poking me in one place or another, and I've never had a guy with a built in vibe before ... wow, was that a trip!!! And having two heads on his cock was really nice. One buried deep inside me, and the other tapping on my G-spot. I came so hard that I thought my head was going to explode!!!

That part was a lot better than all the anal probing, but he seemed to be really obsessed by that.

This evening when I got home, he helped me get up to my apartment, something that was necessary because I could hardly walk. Then he gave me a really pretty little golden vibe that he said is atomic and the batteries won't ever wear out. Wasn't that nice?

It even had an inscription on it: "You've been taken for a ride by AnOddGirl and AtomicArtist.

He was so sweet ... But I'm starving to death! You'd think he'd bring more to eat for the weekend than all those crunchy damn brownies ...

NakedLnch 48M

9/4/2006 4:33 pm

Bwaaaahhhhh-haaa!! Love it. You know there were little moments throughout the weekend that I thought of you and that lucky bastard with the cabin.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 7:43 pm:
I'll bet you didn't imagine anything like this!

Scottyboy2087 49M
85 posts
9/4/2006 4:47 pm

Dam, those not so little green men get everywhere!!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:58 pm:
Green? Oh, no, that was a different boyfriend ...

PlaynAgain 54F

9/4/2006 4:57 pm

rotflmao!!! Sounds like a hell of a weekend. Thanks for sharing the details.

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 3:01 pm:
Well, you guys said you wanted details ...

EroticaXTC 49F

9/4/2006 5:01 pm

Wow...I'm impressed...spaceship and everything..what ride

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 7:42 pm:
Reading your weekend production, I think he was feeding brownies to more women than just me ...

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
9/4/2006 5:03 pm

Did this diverge from reality before or after he asked you up there?

Or just at the point where you ate the first brownie?

315 posts
9/4/2006 5:27 pm

hmmm brownies

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
9/4/2006 6:19 pm

removing the skin and having a penis with two heads I can understand, but I knew this was a fantasy when you said the BMW convertable had 4 wheel drive...geez!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 6:27 pm:
I wondered who would catch that one ... it figures it would be the spoof master.

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
9/4/2006 6:52 pm

Those musta been some "funny" brownies.
Glad you had so much fun! Bet you won't be sittin' down for a week, though! OUCH! A good ouch, though....
Hippie XXX

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 7:40 pm:
I am a bit tender ...

JuicyBBW1001 54F

9/4/2006 7:05 pm

Hmmm interesting weekend uh?? Spent it with your rabbit vibe??


rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 7:39 pm:
Actually, I wrote this Friday night before I left for the weekend. But it was a very good weekend.

rm_Rickslovely 44M/50F
401 posts
9/4/2006 7:12 pm

Hahahahaha! Oh my God, I'm so gullible. I'm reading along thinking, ooh, I wonder if there was pot in those brownies? Is he drugging her? Concerned for your well-being, you know. Then he "took off his skin" and I had to go back and read it again. Hahaha, you're such a tool, Kelli. Was there really ever a coffee guy?

*Curious Kisses*

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 9:35 pm:
Yeah, there really is a Coffee Guy ... I'm just trying to digest the weekend and not real comfortable talking about it right now.

Thanks for the concern. That's really sweet. Glad you enjoyed it.

meerkittykat 42F

9/4/2006 7:44 pm

Got the munchies, eh?

I think yer problem started with the triple caramel mocha latte. The combination of sugar and caffiene in that is bound to cause hallucinations. Combine that with the brownies and Ralphie the Buffalo could've enjoyed you as well.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 9:37 pm:
OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Ralphie!!!! God, Meer, that was hilarious!!!

IsThisBetter4u 105M

9/4/2006 8:21 pm

Did you save me any brownies?

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 9:37 pm:
Of course not! I was starving!

elysianpleasure 47M

9/4/2006 8:54 pm

Ok... I am incredibly slow... and won't even admit how far I read before I got it... jeez... I am so embarassed. Funny.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 9:38 pm:
Glad you enjoyed.

titan_firm 43M

9/4/2006 9:13 pm

This must be why Trillion wasn't interested in Madagasga!

blueguy1051 60M

9/4/2006 9:27 pm

I thought you'd sworn off aliens after that experience with the guy(?) from Alpha Centauri.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/4/2006 9:39 pm:
I just said no more eight-handed gropers ...

SingleWarrior 52M

9/4/2006 9:40 pm

Would you like... a nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie?

NSAAddict 42F

9/4/2006 9:56 pm

LMFAO Kelli, great spoof

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
9/4/2006 11:11 pm

smarty pants!!

[blog freelove999]


9/4/2006 11:27 pm

Hi Kelli,crazy/funny as always. Hope your real weekend went half so well. We've been waitin on you to join us at Ms. Angels' LAST CAMPFIRE OF THE SUMMER!, if you have any energy left. The whole gang's here. Pull up a log and have some fun.

Bronzehalo 2007

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 3:30 am:
God, in addition to spamming everyone in sight, these people have surrogates comment whoring for them ...

StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
9/4/2006 11:33 pm

You know i went to a Starbuck's Saturday and asked a hot lady next to me if shed like to spend the weekend in bed with me and i got bitch slapped like never before...lol....thats when i started to come out of the ether..lol Good one Kell...i actually was considering trying a latte whatever the hell that is..lol.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 3:29 am:
You have to be a little more subtle ... don't bring up the bed part right at the beginning.

StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
9/4/2006 11:44 pm

kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 12:35 am:
Yeah, there really is a Coffee Guy ... I'm just trying to digest the weekend and not real comfortable talking about it right now.

Thanks for the concern. That's really sweet. Glad you enjoyed it.

Ok...if there was a real Coffee guy...was the proposition and acceptance of the weekend in the mountains real.??? And since when has our little Kelli had a problem being comfortable talking about ANYTHING??? This worries me!! lol. DETAILS!!!!! GRrrrrrr

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:55 pm:
There's a real coffee guy, and he does own a one-bedroom cabin in the mountains ...

Glimmer_Man06 47M
3308 posts
9/4/2006 11:58 pm

You had me going there for a minute.

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:57 pm:
You're so gullible ... you'd believe anything a lady told you.

Wyldtyme2nite 45M/45F
853 posts
9/5/2006 12:57 am

You got me as well, but look forward to more of your tales.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 7:02 pm:

rm_macallan4u 46M
968 posts
9/5/2006 6:52 am

Why is it that it's always the hot girls that get abducted, given brownies and taken on sexual adventures? All I'm getting is a fishing trip on a lake miles from anywhere with ... a guy! Now don't get me wrong, I love it.. but it just doesn't compare to your adventures into space!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:46 pm:
Hey, I caught 3 fish! He said he had a buddy with a boat and we can go fishing for lakers!

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
9/5/2006 7:49 am

Did ya notice most of the comments are about the Brownies and not the Sex...........


Nice to know there is another fellow aliensexgoddess!!!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:48 pm:
Yeah ... makes ya wonder about peoples' priorities ...

sillyperv 54M

9/5/2006 8:29 am

Like I said, I've seen pornos like that! Hehehehe! Good one!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:49 pm:
Titles! I want titles!

caressmewell 53F

9/5/2006 10:16 am

Your a tease Kelli

A blog tease that is...

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:50 pm:
Yes, ma'am, I am.

rm_KingEdain 45M
1848 posts
9/5/2006 11:08 am

That's great........ love it.......... what fun.... Now I must admit a truth..... I was sent to this planet to study your forms of sexual pleasure...... Take me to your bedroom.... lol.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:52 pm:
I've heard THAT line before ...

TabithaElectra 37F

9/5/2006 1:35 pm

Take me to your leader... !

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 2:54 pm:
Hmmmm ... like that probing stuff, huh?

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/5/2006 3:22 pm

you silly sod,you nerly had us all going

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 7:01 pm:
I tried.

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
9/5/2006 3:24 pm

Are you seeing him again?

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 6:56 pm:

Balibabe19 41F

9/5/2006 4:31 pm

*hands you a fresh brownie* Still confused huh? Here's a pointer for you..if the head has more than one eye...RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 6:57 pm:
I'll try to remember that.

mysticdreamangel 60F
2759 posts
9/5/2006 4:50 pm

Do aliens have brothers?

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 6:59 pm:
Do ya wanna double date?


9/5/2006 6:47 pm

Foreigners ya gotta love em!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 7:00 pm:
I never even asked him if he was here legally ...

mysticdreamangel 60F
2759 posts
9/5/2006 7:02 pm

Double date...OMG how much fun would that be! Thanks for making me smile!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/5/2006 8:02 pm:

rm_luvsyou4 53M
18 posts
9/5/2006 8:09 pm

You're brilliant!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/6/2006 3:51 am:
I don't think so ~blush~, but thank you.

MillsShipsGayly 51M

9/6/2006 9:35 am

DAMMMIT .. I had been eating brownies all weekend hoping for similar effects ....

now about that quattro BMW ... Was fällt Ihnen denn ein?

StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
9/6/2006 10:14 am

Hmmmm...ok so far all i got for details is a one-bedroom cabin and you caught some fish!! Is the rest off limits or something??? lol. Did anything bad happen, or was it a complete sexcess of a weekend??

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/6/2006 1:50 pm:

TheOracle2006 105F

9/7/2006 4:33 pm

Was it this Guy!


He's at my place now!
My Alien Love Child

Loving him to bits!!!

L'Oracle de L'Amour

PS: Hi kelli4u2dew! My first time here! Great Blog!

Hi again

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/7/2006 9:10 pm:
That's a pretty amazing pic! LMAO!!!

Thanks for stopping by.

hornywench8000 36F
1 post
9/7/2006 5:17 pm

Wow! That was great!

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/7/2006 9:11 pm:
Thank you. Welcome to blogland.

TurnLock 59M
576 posts
9/8/2006 3:29 am

So having two dicks isn't normal? I must conceal this from the masses.

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 9/8/2006 3:39 am:
LOL!!! Just advertise that you can do double penetration without bringing a friend.

asdghjytrrmkll23 40M
6 posts
9/13/2006 2:08 am

Hai are u shaved if not do not waist time to do it i will do it free.
i gave u astory i heard
There was a woman named catty. She was married and had two children 6year and 3 months aged.
Here husband was a business man and was very busy. He was not interested in sex but she was interested in sex. So she was upset.
After her elder son went school she become alone and have sex feelings even when she gave milk to the younger one. One day one her collage friend came to live near her house. He was happy to see his old friend. He came to her house and she gave him a cup of tea well.
On the way of conversation he asked why she is gloomy and she told him that her husband’s dislike towards sex. He promised her to change his(husband) dislike.
Next day her husband and so gone and she was alone. Her old friend came. She become happy and began to talk him. Suddenly he cached her hand and asked her a kiss. She become wondered and couldn’t say any thing. Then he kissed her lips and takes her to the bed. He removed his clothes and grabbed her tits. She loved it and kissed his lips. He put his hand on her foot and began to move it over her body through legs. He opened her clothes slowly and sucked her tits. She become horny and opened her panties. He takes his pennies out and penetrated her tight vegina. She cried in pain.
Then her younger child cried for milk .She wanted to give milk to her son but friend not allowed her to go. She began to shout as she had to give milk to her son.
Suddenly another guy came the room and closed her mouth. He opened his clothes and put his pennies in to her mouth. They sucked her tits and drunk the milk. She was unable to move or even cry. What a horrible situation
The two guys fuck her until she dunked the last cum.
She afraid to tell her husband what happened in the morning. Next day he came with more guys and
Started to fuck her .She cried in Paine but they fucked her until the last cum. It repeated the next days. She afraid to tell her husband what happened in the morning. Next day he came with more guys and started to fuck her .She cried in pain but they fucked her until the last cum .It repeated the next days. She afraid to tell her husband. One day her husband came back early and found her being fucked by a group of guys and she crying for help. He rushed to the room .Then the boys stopped fucking her .She cries that she is innocent. He was angry and won't hear her. Suddenly he grabbed her and kissed lips. She surprised. He said I don’t no that my wife is so hot before. He began to fuck her .Then her friend said I completed my promises.
Then only she understand that he is trying to show her husband how hot she is. She thanked him .After he went away she fucked her husband hard and hard.

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