Dinky Farkletush!!!  

rm_kalisweet 47F
326 posts
5/3/2006 12:15 pm

Last Read:
5/5/2006 3:11 am

Dinky Farkletush!!!

I got this as an email today......have fun and tell me who you are!

We all need a little stress-reliever!
> This only takes a minute.
> Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
> Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to
> you.
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
> more stressful days than not.
> Here is your dose of humor...
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
> it to friends and family and coworkers.
> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
> They know you participated.
> And don't go all adult -- a senior manager is now known far and wide as
> Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpant S
> And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
> the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
> name:
>
>
>
> A = snickle
> B = doombah
> C = goober
> D = cheese
> E = crusty
> F = greasy
> G = dumbo
> H = farcus
> I = dorky
> J = doofus
> K = funky
> L = boobie
> M = sleezy
> N = sloopy
> O = fluffy
> P = stinky
> Q = slimy
> R = dorfus
> S = snooty
> T = tootsie
> U = dipsy
> V = sneezy
> W = liver
> X = skippy
> Y = dinky
> Z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
> the first half of your new last name:
>
>
> A = dippin
> B = feather
> C = batty
> D = burger
> E = chicken
> F = barffy
> G = lizard
> H = waffle
> I = farkle
> J = monkey
> K = flippin
> L = fricken
> M = bubble
> N = rhino
> O = potty
> P = hamster
> Q = buckle
> R = gizzard
> S = lickin
> T = snickle
> U = chuckle
> V = pickle
> W = Hubble
> X = dingle
> Y = gorilla
> Z = girdle
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your new last name:
>
>
> A = butt
> B = boob
> C = face
> D = nose
> E = hump
> F = breath
> G = pants
> H = shorts
> I = lips
> J = honker
> K = head
> L = tush
> M = chunks
> N = dunkin
> O = brains
> P = biscuits
> Q = toes
> R = doodle
> S = fanny
> T = sniffer
> U = sprinkles
> V = frack
> W = squirt
> X = humperdinck
> Y = hiney
> Z = juice


blondietickler 43F
295 posts
5/3/2006 1:00 pm

sleezy gizzard lips. my sis sent this to me before. still fun though.


Cousin_Norman 62M

5/3/2006 2:08 pm

OMG...I am Tootsie Chicken-Butt.


rm_Jaymez117 35M

5/4/2006 11:30 am

Sleezy Dippinbiscuits... has a nice ring to it


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