Deaths in blogland!!  

rm_jynxgurl 29F
175 posts
1/13/2006 5:21 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Deaths in blogland!!

hehehe it is now friday the 13th, let the games begin!!! hehehe there have been many deaths in blogland lately, I wonder who will be next? hmmmm.

hehehehe I am going to make a list in all the wonderfull many ways that someoone might die today ^_^ hehehehe

1. A murderer will kick off a blogger's (*cough* Tomcat_Spray*cough*) head and shove it up thier ass so everyone in the afterlife can see just what type of person he is.

2. A giraffe will pick a blogger up off the ground and drop them on the head, snapping their neck.

3. A crazy monkey will beat a blogger to death with a bannana.

4. A murderer will cut out the intestines of one of the couplebloggers and hang the other from a balcony with said intestines.

5. A murderer will cut out one of the coupleblogger's stomach and pour the stomach acid over the other's face, killing both.

6. A blogger will randomly trip over and will land in middle of traffic. His/her skull will then get crushed under an 18 wheeler's tires.

7. A blogger will put thier hand in the blender and it will "accidently" start and thier hand and wrist will get blended to bits. They will dye of blood loss.

8. A blogger will get drunk and drown in thier own puke.

9. A blogger will visit a grave site and a zombie will rise from the grave and bite the blogger, making him/her into a zombie.

10. A toilet seat will fall from the sky landing blogger (like in the show Dead Like Me)

11. A blogger will be abducted by aliens and when they are returned to earth the aliens will make an error in the teleportation and the blogger will be dropped from 200 feet off the ground.

12. A blogger will lagh so hard they are unable to intake enough air and will sufficate.

13. A blogger will be in a S&M session and the top will get carried away and kill the bottom (the blogger)

14. A blogger will try to disect a frog and the frog will suddenly come back to life and jump down the blogger's throat. Suffacting the blogger.

15. A blogger will join others in an atempt to skateboard down a staircase. The blogger puts arms out for balance and gets caught on both sides on nails sticking out of the banister, the other skateboarders will crash into him/her tearing off the arms of said blogger who later dies from blood loss.

16. A blogger will be petting a black panther but their cat will get jealous and claw the blogger to death.

17. A blogger will run with scissors, then trip and kill themselves.

18. A blogger will be sleeping and when he/she rolls over they will be suffacated by the pillow.

19. A blogger will get squeezed to death in hug.

20. A blogger will be so into kissing they forget to come up for breath and they die.

21. A blogger will choke on a frenchfry.

22. A blogger will make the mistake of calling out the wrong name while in the throws of passion and we won't know what happened to them till thier body is discovered.

23. A blogger will be assaulted by dropping branches but survives. As they walk away they trip and fall on an axe.

24. A blogger will drown in a puddle that is deeper than it seems.

25. An impatient bowling blogger will look into the lane's ball distrubuter thingy, who's head will get stuck and thier head will get smashed by a bowling ball breaking their nose. While in the ambulance they get in a car accident and gets stuck with 1000 needles that have drugs in them. They will die from said drugs.

26. An evil sociopathy will skin a blogger alive. hmm wonder if humans' skins peel like a orange, or you have to cut it off like an apple? hehehehehehe beware AnEnigma, of your executioner!!! muhahahahaha

hehehe okay now i want you to vote on how morbid and disturbing these are, which was your favourite, and which was the most morbid. ^_^ Oh, and which of these deaths you would prefer!! ^_^

1023 posts
1/13/2006 6:17 pm

Wait... I'm still writing... A monkey will beat a blogger to death with a bannana. That's truly my fav, though I think instead of killing you at the Viking's, I'll have to keep you around to make sure I'm doing it right. Maybe ^_^

gnr8nrg 46M

1/13/2006 7:11 pm

This blogger wants to have his neck bit and be sucked dry right at the moment of orgasm during sex. Yes, I have a vampire fetish.

caressmewell 53F

1/13/2006 7:35 pm

Can this blogger just have some really great sex??

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
1/13/2006 8:39 pm

Happy Friday the 13th and thanks for stopping by my blog. This blogger would like to die a slow death of being licked

Meow Meow...

I will leave this AnEnigma517 & Samishung4u Could they be the same? You decide.......... in case any one wants to compare death similiarities

Purry {=}


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/13/2006 9:32 pm

gotta go with the zombie death: been watching "night of the living dead".

rm_longliner002 50M
227 posts
1/14/2006 12:51 am

I loved your post Great job

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

1/14/2006 7:43 pm

Cowboy had a dream one time of a dark void..squirrels would attack blood would fall but I never stopped falling until I was completly tore up by the squirrels..
Now that is morbid.
Were you just teasing then?

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/15/2006 9:24 pm

ohh!! oohh!! OOOHHH!! I wanna die by the crazy monkey and a banana...that one sounds the best! Please! Please! Please!

kyplowboy22 61M

1/17/2006 2:10 pm

ok, kid, glad to see you got a sense of humor about it all. See ya around. Later


Brainy42 52M

1/17/2006 9:49 pm

Creative. Funny. Interstingly enough I find these a little bit more morbid now than I would have at your age. Perhaps since every day brings you a little closer to death, the death-o-meter moves ever so slightly farther from funny and ever so slightly closer to certainty.

As for my favourite... either 19 or 20, perhaps combined even. Death by hugs and kisses. Perhaps not the funniest image but certainly sounds like the most pleasant. Now if you had included "A blogger will get such a massive erection while having sex with this 18-year-old nymphomaniac that all the blood drains from his head and he suffers brain death just as he orgasms.", would definitely be the way to go >>!

21 posts
1/21/2006 4:39 pm

hmm... I LOVE THIS GURL!!!

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