I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my toolshed....  

rm_judybats 48M
118 posts
5/12/2005 6:20 am

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I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my toolshed....


Ten clues that there is something seriously wrong with a guy...

10. He lives with his mother.
9. You think he's hot, but all your friends think he's creepy.
8. He seems to know an awful lot about taxidermy.
7. He still wears a fanny pack.
6. Mullet.
5. He's always digging in the backyard.
4. He always wears gloves.
3. He has a dentist's chair in his basement.
2. Everytime you go to his apartment it has new carpet.
1. When you're on the phone and you ask where he is, he says "look out your window."

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
5/12/2005 7:53 am

See, these are the kinds of guys I used to attract. Now it's just married guys, guys who haven't had sex in years, guys who have made me their mid-life crisis, guys from out of town... (LOL Nah, I get some "normal" ones too, every so often.)


missy97330 47F

5/12/2005 7:05 pm

"Everytime you go to his apartment it has new carpet." LOL!! Very funny!!


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