Poem from a Pro (person of the night if you know what I mean!)  

rm_jomochalover 48M
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4/11/2006 1:01 am

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Poem from a Pro (person of the night if you know what I mean!)

How dare you talk about getting laid
before we discuss my getting paid.
You want this ride? Don't bring out no coin!
Double up baby if your friends wants to join.
If it taste like shit, I'm gonna spit
and collect the same fee, so deal with it!
So much a pop is what I said,
whether down my throat or in the head.
If your money's that funny then service me.
It's only three quarters of my standard fee.
Hoping to work in another place?
Show me a couple of Franklin's face!
No negotiations, no glove, no love.
I have other clients to take care of.
So no barebacking, one way or the other.
If that's your fantasy, find you another!
"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am" ain't good enough.
Give me a tip and I'll throw in some stuff.
Tell me your fantasy! Dabble in kink?
Share in your fetish if you don't stink.
Licking nipples or sucking on toes,
throw in enough, almost anything goes.
I'm one hell of a kisser and love romance.
Satisfaction's guaranteed if you give me a chance.
One more thing and we ca begin,
methods of payment for women or men.
I don't do checks or money orders
or money beyond the U.S. borders.
Cash is great but only big bills,
nothing smaller than a five in my till.
Credit cards are cool, Visa is fine,
Discover is a personal favorite of mine.
Mastercard and American Express,
but not Diner's Club or any of the rest.
Valued customers could be using
personal coupons of my choosing.
I charge by the hour or I charge by the act.
I can stay all night, as a matter of fact.
But I get more clients in and make more bread
if I don't limit myself to just one bed.
Now I've had my say and you've got my pay,
so let's get busy if you're ready to play!

rm_cozycatz 50F

4/11/2006 3:33 am

Ooohhhh Had to comment, very good poem....quite original !

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