rm_joedovenport 42M/34F
189 posts
8/16/2006 8:35 am

Last Read:
8/18/2006 6:00 am


Found an advertisement on the net about social escort services. The girls looks so hot so I thought why not call for one to "service" me.

Ring... Ring... Ring...

escort Girl: Harlo.

Me: Err... is this place providing escort service?

escort Girl: What escort? Bodyguard har?

Me: Huh? Oh! Sori I got the wrong no.

escort Girl: No lah. I joking with you. So what type of girl you wan? Ang Mo? Hweelipine? Marlaysiah or Singapor?

Me: Hahaha! (I sound very obvious that I am not entertained by her jokes). I like to have a Singaporean, please.

escort Girl: Then it is $300 for 2 hours.

Me: What? What do your service includes?

escort Girl: See how lah. You two come out talk talk then see how lah. We are not prostitute you know. We are professionals to keep you happy.

Me: Then thanks.

escort Girl: Wei? Wei? You don't wan? I said we are not prostitute. You are paying for companion. It different from prostitute.

ME: I rather go for prostitute. The most expensive in Geylang now is only $200.

escort Girl: Fuck you lah.

Me: Thanks!


Then, I called my regular fuck buddy to the nearest Changi Beach. Have a quick one in her car. Have supper. Now Fully Satisfied.

2daycowboywanted 45F

8/16/2006 8:52 am

Glad to know all worked out!

Until later

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
8/16/2006 5:04 pm

All I can say is FUNNY.
You have a humorous way of writing an uneventful encounter. Good.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

rm_joedovenport 42M/34F
136 posts
8/18/2006 6:00 am

Thanks girls! I am glad you have fun reading my posting.

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