My beer is Foul  

rm_jmac1270 45M
4 posts
9/3/2006 6:10 pm

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9/29/2006 8:52 am

My beer is Foul

I just came out of a Relationship. I was the one axed. Am I depressed? Heck no man I am back out on the horse checking out the local scene. Here's some observations from last night.
#1. I am always amazed at how many times I hear Sweet home Alabama played by bad bands. What is even more amazing though is how people Litterly stumble over each other to get up and dance their little asses off? Whats with that....
#2. I met a guy last night that not only bought me beers, but he looked like Roy orbison! Roy in the Flesh. You don't get that every night. Elvis was no where to be found though.
#3. My hand goes for my smokes about once every 3 min or so in a bar so Occationaly I will breath some clean air outside so Its always nice to know that the town drunk pisses on the right side of the building. Now I know which side not to lean on.
#4 Rum and Coke taste better and better the more that I drank and It only took 5-7 of those for me to become a handsome man.....
#5. Whatsa matter You don't like handsome men!!!
#6 The best way to get that nasty beer taste out of your mouth is a banana and it aids with headache Prevention. Yes I know all kinds of images come into your heads but yes. Great source of pottassium yet fills the fruit requirement in the diet.
Another night of contemplation fulfilled.....

Hydragenias 56F

9/3/2006 7:16 pm

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ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
9/3/2006 8:45 pm

Cheers to number 4 *smiles and welcome to the blogs

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
9/4/2006 5:31 am

Welcome to the blogs! #4 made me chuckle! Why don't you come on over and join us at LAST CAMPFIRE OF THE SUMMER! And be sure to at least say "hi" so we know that you're there!

dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
9/6/2006 5:09 pm

That was a fun post, thanks!

I'll keep that handy banana tip in mind!


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