Slow news day  

rm_jayR63 59F
1205 posts
6/22/2005 3:56 pm

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Slow news day

The Snapple company’s attempt to publicize its new line of popsicles ended badly when

a 25-foot-tall, 17½-ton popsicle melted faster than expected.

Union Square in downtown Manhattan was flooded with sticky
kiwi -strawberry goo and pedestrians were scuttling like bugs to higher ground.
Firefighters closed off several streets and used hoses to wash away the mess.
As DCEbony likes to say “Good Goopity Goo”

Last night, someone stole the unmarked car

belonging to the Chief of Police of

Washington D.C.

I find this amusing.

expatbrit49 63M

6/22/2005 6:05 pm

If it wasnt poorly executed plans the rest of us wouldnt seem nearly as smart

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
6/22/2005 6:26 pm

Hmm, I thought the popsicle was a lure to bring Godzilla back. He went to Washington instead it seems.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/23/2005 4:19 am

uck,i hate sticky ,

i like the gem about the police car

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
6/23/2005 5:36 am

yeah, the police vehicle thing is funny ... LOL! an ATM was once stolen from inside of the notorious John Vorster Square police station in Johannesburg -- they were trying to establish if it was a inside job ...

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rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
6/23/2005 8:26 am

Another example of why the DC cops are such a joke.

If they had been guarding that popsicle it would have been stolen before it melted.

Blog On!

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

6/23/2005 12:01 pm

hey a popsicle sounds yummy!

1586 posts
6/24/2005 10:19 am

When I heard that story about the police car, I immediately thought of The Simpsons. LOL

Chief Ramsey is shaped pretty much like Chief Wiggum. All he's missing is the blue hair.

(Actually, now that he has to hoof it, he might drop a couple pounds.)

Priapeo 46M

6/30/2005 2:43 am

QUOTE "a 25-foot-tall, 17½-ton popsicle melted faster than expected"

I wonder where the 500-pound stick has fallen!

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