Cheater's Way Out  

rm_jayR63 59F
1205 posts
8/21/2005 6:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cheater's Way Out

also known as lazy blogging


*Pick your teeth

* Write "nice job, you moron!" on the back and place under windshield wiper of badly parked cars.

* Wrap up old chewing gum

* Write "stop me before I kill again" and mail to the local newspaper (wear latex gloves)

* Blot lipstick

* Tack to message board in bowling alley snack bar in the "looking for love" section.

* Write "Hard-bodied hunk seeks same for fun and games-let's play hide the salami!" on the back and leave around the lobby of your office building.

* If your boss is a woman (and so are you) go to bars and flirt with sleazy greasy men. When you are ready to go, give them her card and say "call me, we'll play hide the salami!"

missy973 47F

8/22/2005 1:27 am

Ha. What if you have a thing for your boss like me? Arg. How about I just sleeping with his card under my pillow? OK. Good idea.

AlbertPrince 57M

8/22/2005 6:06 am

Lazy blogging is what I do best!

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/22/2005 10:21 am

This is just mean err I mean great.

thinking of how to laminate his business cards so this never happens to me..

five_speed 41M

8/22/2005 11:55 am

Note to self: NEVER piss off jayR63

expatbrit49 62M

8/22/2005 12:36 pm

What are you saying here, You would rather be self employed

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/22/2005 3:02 pm

Jeeze, you lazy blogger you. I am so uninspired by this that I think I will go take a nap.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/22/2005 4:10 pm

I have to be inspiring?
I make you want to take a nap?
What does Expat inspire you to do ?

PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

8/22/2005 6:34 pm

Now I know what's happening to all my business cards while I'm away!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/25/2005 4:14 am

My ol pal inspires me to watch out for weather posts wherever they may be.

Plano69 54M

9/3/2005 5:50 am

Haha! Now I need to get some of my Bosses' cards! LOL!

mnfun952 102M

10/5/2005 3:59 pm

...hiding my business cards...

rm_Liketolix 60M
1 post
11/27/2005 5:16 am

I've got a boss that I'll have to do some of that to; "Thanks"! But now I have to go & "hide" my business cards !

busjerood 29M
6 posts
7/7/2006 5:09 am

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