Bad Poetry  

rm_jayR63 59F
1205 posts
7/29/2005 7:02 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bad Poetry

You know your moustache
Has no panache
When I can tell that for
You had goulash.

I know, I know.
When Leonard Pinth‒Garnell heard it, he said
"Stunningly bad!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"

14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/29/2005 8:09 pm

She looked over at me with glazed eyes,
and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip-area...and said

Just get me wasted and you're halfway there,
'cause if my mind's tore up my body don't care

I done spent three hours and I ain't got a hum
from the dynamo......

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/29/2005 8:11 pm

Damn I miss the good ol' SNL days.


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
7/29/2005 8:37 pm

...or when you can shave your beard and boil it for soup.

Masseur_0 41M

7/29/2005 8:45 pm

Hey but you threw in a nice Zappa photo so it's a bit redeeming...

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/29/2005 8:51 pm

savign a snack for later is a bad thing?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/30/2005 1:33 am

Ever read the Twits by Roals Dahl?...Your moustace man could be Mr Twit
( Mr. Twit beholds a food-encrusted beard )

abdoullah5 40M

7/30/2005 6:06 am

salut tu as des yeux rare à trouver je crois q ma grosse queue te convient tres,bien ecris moi biz

CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
7/30/2005 10:33 am

I wonder if I grunt really hard, make my face turn red and try to push my beard out, i can make it like the pic !!! Nah, to much effort, i like mine how it is...but as DirtyLilSecret61 said , I miss the SNL days as well.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/30/2005 10:53 am

Coffee ,Roahl Dahl scares me

ProtonicMan 47M

7/30/2005 6:31 pm

Major: LMAO!

Mustaches are really good for keeping the memory alive. The scent from a good likkin really lingers! Mmmmmmm.

expatbrit49 62M

7/30/2005 6:32 pm


Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/30/2005 7:10 pm

I knew you'd pipe in here, Expat

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/30/2005 8:38 pm

Are you certain facial hair is evil?
I understand clowns being evil they are evil, and watch poltergeist again to be sure.

Lincoln, General Grant, GA Custer, Alex Trebeck for most his life, Bert reynolds, The beatles, Jesus, Santa, Einstien, Plato, Socrates, ZZ Top, and Roseanne Barr.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/30/2005 9:45 pm

Lincoln did it to cover up the ugly
Grant was too drunk to shave
Alex trebek is gay and I'm not sure about Burt
The Beatles went through a phase
Jesus and Santa are made up
Einstein, Plato, and Socrates are allowed because being geniuses they were thinking of other E=Mc2 things
ZZTop, fugly AND nasty
Rosanne had hers taken care of
Expats' is a pecadillo
Keep em comin', I'm just like Batman BANG! POW! ZOOM!

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/31/2005 4:57 am

Holy Responses, Batman! (Can I drive the batmobile next time?)

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/31/2005 7:40 pm

What about the old man from Nantucket?

rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
7/31/2005 8:43 pm

The mystery man got nervous/
And he fidget around a bit/
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe/
And he whipped out a shaving kit/
Now I thought it was a razor/
And a can of foaming goo/
But he told me right then when the top popped open/
There was nothin' his box won't do/
With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo/
He said "You might not believe this, little fella/
But it'll cure your asthma too."/

Zappa Rules!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/31/2005 11:28 pm

The Not Ready For Prime Time Players were always the best! I miss them.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/1/2005 3:35 pm

Hey Rockwriter , did you know
... the price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/3/2005 4:03 pm

Ah, M. Biz I ne suis pas intéressé par votre grande piqûre actuellement mais je suis intéressé par votre esprit

SirMounts 102M

8/15/2005 6:02 am

If that's Frank Zappa, one may be sure it was bad... on purpose! lol

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