Bad Dentist  

rm_jayR63 59F
1205 posts
8/25/2005 5:28 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bad Dentist

Thought I had finally found a good dentist and she up and quit on me. Didn't renew her contract with the local office.


Today I saw the other doctor, a ham-handed, sausage fingered man.

Can't go to anyone else.
Either they're not taking new patients of they don't take my insurance

He belched twice,
grabbed my wrist to look at my tattoo,
had on annoying country music and was at one point tapping his foot to it,
had the handle of his mirror in my ear,
stabilized my head with his thumb on my adenoid instead of my mandible,
used my chest as a tray (which is understandable but he didn't lay the instruments down, he plopped them)
and now my tooth hurts.
It felt fine when I went in there.

The only saving grace here is I am through for a while and he has really good front office staff.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/25/2005 7:08 pm

...which begs a few questions:
- annoying country music? Is there another kind?
- he belched twice - Are you certain he isn't from a culture where that is considered a sign of respect?
- used your chest as a tray - Antithesis of signs of respect - wuzze trying to cop a feel?
- ham-handed, sausage-fingered man - You didn't just go on the Adkins' Diet, did you?

ProtonicMan 47M

8/25/2005 7:50 pm


But I hear that Papyrina's dentist is looking to fill an opening.


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/25/2005 8:59 pm

OOOH so this is why you are in a mood..

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/25/2005 10:00 pm

Better a ham-handed, sausage fingered dentist than a ham-handed, sausage fingered gyno or proctologist.

Next time, don't brush your teeth for a few days. Eat a bunch of spinach and garlic. Make him earn his money.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/25/2005 11:41 pm

He grabbed your wrist to look at your tattoo? Not only is that unprofessional, it's annoying as hell. I have tattoos on my wrists and I hate it when people do that! A simple "May I" goes a long way.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/26/2005 1:24 am

saintliannaThose were my feelings exactly. And it was a grab, not a gentle touch (which would have really been unprofessional).

1586 posts
8/26/2005 12:18 pm

If someone was afraid of going to your dentist's office before, just think of how they feel now. LOL

I can't believe he grabbed your wrist. Creepeh.

Priapeo 46M

8/26/2005 4:37 pm

quote: had on annoying country music and was at one point tapping his foot to it

Better than tapping his hand, especially when he's handling a drill in your mouth.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
8/27/2005 6:25 am

was he a graduate of the British National Health dental programme?

AmberSolaire 42M

8/27/2005 10:05 pm

Good looking front office staff?
Good at playing water polo with chopsticks front office staff?
or good because they arent bad?

Can I have a cheeseburger?

ps did you get a special sticker for opening your mouth wide?

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/28/2005 4:39 am

you can have mine hun,very gentle he was

I'm a

i'm here to stay

MrsGreenhenky 37F

8/28/2005 9:03 am

all yees need fer yees teeth like issa six packa super brew n a hammer.It works fer ta mrs, n leaves yer enough fer ciggies.........

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

8/28/2005 1:00 pm

If I were a woman and a dentist grabbed my wrist to look at my tattoo, he'd need to see a dentist himself to replace the teeth I'd knock out with the other hand. If he put a tray on my breast, it would end up on the floor (they have proper trays for instruments that don't need to rest on anything). If he belched, I'd spit (oh, excuse me, was that early doc?).

Damn, the stuff ya gotta go through for managed care..

PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

8/28/2005 7:13 pm

There aren't many things worse than a bad dentist. I hope you can find a better one before your next visit.

manonmtn 57M

8/30/2005 10:18 pm

Did the dentist ask you if you had any livestock to trade for money?
The belching, how awful, he must of had one to many Blue Ribbons the night before. Grabed your wrist, his eyes were probably blurred from the night before. Good thing he wasn't horney yet. I hope he was at least putting a little drive in that country music. I'll bet he was wearing cowboy boots and has been seen line dancing up the hall. I've seen no one on this site with an ear fetish, but I'm gonna keep my eye out. Don't understand the head thing. I hope it didn't hurt. That's probably how they taught them at Alto. The chest thing is interesting. Placing it on your breast he was probably looking for daylight under the tray. If its there you slam the instruments down to see how firm those babies are. It's real nice that the staff was nice almost sound apologetic. You found on thing nice and mentioned it You must be an optimist.

gigger2000 44M

11/2/2005 10:47 pm

That is like any possible nightmare anyone would or could have about going to the dentist. That would make me not want to go to the dentist ever again. Unfortunately though, I have also had a bad experience at the dentist office. Long story short…my head moved form side to side as the dentist cleaned my teeth. My teeth felt as if they might be loose after that horrible experience. Never again would I even think about going back to that dentist again.

rm_Rickslovely 44M/50F
401 posts
12/28/2005 9:06 pm

I have a lovely dentist whom I'll see in a week or two. He and his staff are super friendly, smell nice and do excellent work. The only thing that annoys me is the price you must pay for decent-looking chompers. In my next life I'll be a well-paid dentist....

Bluesguy1962 54M
98 posts
9/4/2006 8:56 pm

I remember a horrible orthodonist i had....Had great bedside manner, but also had some hairy hands and that was what was examing my mouth as a teenager...It was quite disgusting.....

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