A Confession  

rm_jayR63 59F
1205 posts
8/4/2005 3:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Confession

In Keithcancook 's keithcancook , I made a comment about "paste on a mouthfull of veneers and call me Barbie"

Well, I'm not going to get a mouthfull but I am going to get two, the rest will be bleached to match.

Right now in anticipation of the rest of the teeth eventually matching,I have one very white tooth in front, a crown.
You wouldn't even notice it if I hadn't said something.

While there is an element of vanity in this, I do need them as the front tooth has been slightly worn down. I have been very self consious about smiling for quite a while and in my job it's important to be confident about one's appearance.

So there's my big confession.
That and I've spent the night in jail.
Twice.

Now, what did YOU do?

Boogers in the husband's food?

Wanking to a photo of Abe Lincoln?

Come on, tell.

...........................................



rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/4/2005 4:40 pm

OO,OO, I've got another one.
I bought a pie at the orchard yesterday.
I've already eaten half.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/4/2005 7:05 pm

Is there an echo in here?

BTW, the booger in the food thing might come in handy, thanks!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/4/2005 8:44 pm

A confession from me?

Well I hated my english teacher, so I light an outhouse on fire in their yard on halloween. I put a dummy in the out house too.

I once saw this guy put money in a soda machine and not get a soda. I knew if you hit it a certain way you get the money back, and never told him, then took the money and got myself a soda.

I once killed a rock Chuck with a homemade musket

I once shot a duck and a chicken with a home made bow and arrow

I once pooped in a worthless teachers chair

I put cow crap in a kids lunch once, and he ate it

I dialed a 1 900 sex number on this stupid guys phone, and left it off the hook

flattened tires on the school bus

I have done mane many many phone pranks before caller id of course

I soaked the girls locker room tampon dispenser

I called a church playign a mentally disabled person, and got offered a job, no I did not show up and take it.

I put a dead deer head on a saw horse and placed in in the road, and laughed as people stopped for it

Well this is soem of the stuff I done..


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/5/2005 2:45 am

I once put the name of a really annoying guy on 50 of those 'free trial subscription' cards.

One of my brothers had a jar of coins - I stole all of the quarters and filled the space with nickels.

I committed perjury while testifying before Congress.

I wrapped everything in my manager's cubicle with shrinkwrap.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/5/2005 5:52 am

this is the confessional, I will not comment, this is the confessional, I will not comment, this is the confessional, I will not comment.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/5/2005 8:04 am

*makes notes*...."boogers in husbands food*


expatbrit49 62M

8/5/2005 8:37 am

Only one night

Two one night jail stays for vagrancy (sleeping on a beach)
One weekend in jail to get rid of 2000 dollars worth of parking tickets

Go deported from somewhere for overstaying my visa

That’s enough

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


PailsDiverHonks 55F

8/5/2005 12:55 pm

Uhhh…confessions? Uhhhhh, ummmm well…Uhhh I had sex with someone today and it wasn’t my husband. That was more fun then picking my nose


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/5/2005 1:22 pm

I once told an annoying little boy that I peed in the lake so he would go play somewhere else.


djnap40 52M
22 posts
8/5/2005 1:48 pm

"boogers in the husbands food??" That's as bad as whacking off in the wife's non-fat ranch salad dressing!


five_speed 41M

8/5/2005 3:17 pm

hmmm…. confessions….

I used to open the door of my car and prop it open with my foot. Then I’d drive down the highway and use the open door to knock down miles of construction road cones.

I used to steal salt peter from the high school chemistry lab and used it to make “boom putty.”

If the salt peter was too old to use for my special play dough, I put it in the parmesan cheese shakers at the local pizza joint and waited for some sucker to sprinkle some on his pizza. (salt peter tastes terrible, and makes a man temporarily impotent.) They often returned the entire pizza, never thinking of the “cheese,” and a waitress I knew would bring me the left-overs instead of throwing them out.

I used to siphon gas out of my neighbors’ cars to make Molotov cocktails.

I used to hate one fraternity, and they were trying to remodel an old house to make it their new frat house, and I kept breaking in and stealing the building permits and power cords to slow them down.

I stole a mustang convertible one time, drove it all night, and left it back in the guy’s yard with no gas in the tank. Left a note that said “Take the keys out of the switch after you get back from the gas station.”

In Munich, Germany, I picked a fight with two German guys and got all three of us arrested so my buddies could hook up with the Australian women that were with the Germans.

I demolished a bar in Thailand once.

…. there’s more, but I think I’ve incriminated myself enough….


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/5/2005 4:35 pm

I want to comment SO MUCH.


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
8/5/2005 6:40 pm

When I was a young teenager I made a mold of my erect penis. I hid the "work in progress" under my older (4years) brother's bed.

One day our mother found it, and confronted my brother in his room. When he tried to direct the blame to me, she said "Oh come on, it was under your bed and his penis isn't this big".

Heh Heh

I couldn't have set him up better if I had done it on purpose.


five_speed 41M

8/6/2005 7:22 am

one more:

I once had a boss who was a total jerk. I broke into the office one night and looked up his address and personal info. I subscribed him to a few gay porn and fetish magazines and ordered him a couple butt plugs and nipple clamps. Then I dropped a change of address form at the post office and had all his mail redirected to his parents' house.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/6/2005 8:30 am

LMAO major!

Um, y'all have done some terrible things. Terrible. I on the other hand have always been a good lad. Y'all are all gonna burn in hell.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/6/2005 8:47 am


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/6/2005 11:43 am

When I find grocery lists left in carts I like to imagine what that persons life is like


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/6/2005 1:10 pm

mmmm,never hurt or killed anything

i locked my history tacher in the closet as she was a cow and had claustrophobia,oops,dention for that one and a letter home.

Screwed around too often and not with hubby

Signed dads signature far too often at school ,;

dye my hair to cover up the ten grey ones

always manage to lie to Dad so my sister got into trouble,

thats about it i think


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/6/2005 3:08 pm

Replaced the water in bosses bong with urine......
oh, and there was that Abe Lincoln thing....Hey now!


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/6/2005 10:54 pm

Made chocolate chip ex lax cookies for my brother and his annoying friend

Got my car impounded after leaving it on a street that wasnt ok to have it parked in the morning..after i left on a romantic tryst the previous night

Opened up my car door, barfed while still driving and continued along

Had my hair dye experiement turn it lavender

Clipped the construction road cones with the corner of my left bumper

Pissed in a guys beer (hey he wasnt being nice)

Flashed my boobs off the VIP balcony at the house of blues on sunset strip

Told the star of the practice MCdermott? To go piss in a bush and I had to go pee worse.

Crapped in a heroin models chanel handbag


PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

8/7/2005 8:46 am

You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.


PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

8/7/2005 8:50 am

From sixth grade on, I never ate lunch at school. I pocketed my lunch money instead. I never got caught.

I changed a D on a report card to a B. I got caught.

I killed a baby bird with a BB gun. It was an accident. I gave away my BB gun after that.


redmustang91 57M  
8604 posts
8/8/2005 10:54 am

Other than having a few affairs, I have not done anything bad! Used a few drugs in high school, but that is normal kid stuff. Not into vadalism or dumb rebellion stuff.


Priapeo 46M

8/9/2005 3:02 am

I once rang a doorbell and ran away before the owner came to open, hehehehehe. What? You think it's stuff for kids? Well, think better: that was my house, and I'm a very irritable person who gets wild for such stupid jokes.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/9/2005 6:18 pm

On a Friday night, put a sack of dog crap on this mean old guy's porch, lit it on fire, rang the doorbell and ran ... he stomped it out. Found out at school on Monday he'd had a mild heart attack over the weekend.

Used to sell excuse notes in high school because I can copy anyone's handwriting.

Missed 56 of 180 days of school my senior year "due to menstrual cramps."

During very heated arguments, I would clean the toilet with hubby's toothbrush, then put it back in the holder for him to use the next time.

Other than that - I plead the 5th.

"Lil"


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/14/2005 5:41 pm

I have had an affair with a married man. Now and then I still see him.

DustStormDiva


SirMounts 102M

8/15/2005 6:25 am

I told My teacher that My dog ate My homework. *wink*


defiantnx1701 56M
9 posts
8/17/2005 7:03 pm

Whacked-off in both my ex-wives hair conditioner.
Ate a whole pkg. of my brothers Reese cups, gave one to my nephew, he got the blame.
Used to lock the storm door of an annoying neighbor.
Joined Columbia House music club repeatedly under assumed names.
Stole 4 sets of drum sticks from backstage at an AC/DC concert.
Wrote my own excuse slips in 3rd grade.
Prank phone calls.
Once stole a $2 bill from my mom


PB133 69M

8/27/2005 2:12 pm

When the drinking laws were much stricter around here, we had to sign a form to buy beer/liquor. I signed mine "Karl Marx, Red Square," or "John F. Kennedy, Washington, D.C." a few times, and the clerk in the store never noticed! I think I was underage at the time, too. This was long time ago.


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