Stupid people.....  

rm_jacexprime2 39M
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8/27/2005 6:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Stupid people.....

Yesterday at work, some dumbass kid, had to be between 17 and 19, came into the store, and stacked up 3 cases of beer, and tried walking out with them. Three cases of 24 bottles of beer, one on top of the other. And tried walking away with them. He was headed towards his buddy's car, which was parked a few blocks down the road at Arby's. Since I'm writing this, it's obvious what happened. He couldn't run, and wasn't nearly smart enough to ditch and bolt. The manager on duty and one of the other guys caught them both, and had the police come and book them. The friend he was headed for, was drunk off of his ASS. I don't know who's idea it was to try to pull that off, but think about it for a sec...if you're going to steal BEER...and get away with it...and you're parked about 2 blocks away...wouldn't lighter, and smaller, be better? For fucks sake, 3 heavy cases of bottles. Why not a suitcase pack of Bud? You could haul ass away with one of those, but NO, the brains of that operation figured that bulky, awkward, heavy, and a LOT of it, was in order.

I really hope they were both 18 or older, so that they get cited as adults. I overheard the cop talking to the manager that snagged them, and over heard "obstructing justice, larceny" and a few other things that I can't quite recall.

Stupidity reaps it's own rewards. I bet they feel rather smart today.


8/28/2005 2:54 pm

LOL...stupid is as stupid does.

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