100 Things you never knew about ME!  

rm_jacexprime2 39M
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9/25/2005 11:34 pm

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100 Things you never knew about ME!


Ahh hell, since everyone else is doing it, and I can't stand feeling left out, I figured I'd do it too. Not sure if I can hit 100 things, but here goes. When I hit a specific train of thought, that's when these entries will have a similar theme.
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1. I have a lactating breast fetish, of sorts.
2. I have a weird curiousity about transexuals.
3. I broke my nose when I was 6 years old, and still have the scar. (Ask me how, it's kinda funny)
4. I fractured a Ford Fiesta windsheild window with my forehead when I was about 6 or 7. (another story)
5. My first sexual experience of any sort was when I was about 7. (*sigh* another story)
6. I grew up around Bullmastifs most of my childhood, and as such, hate small dogs.
7. I fall into instant lust when I smell a woman wearing Vanilla Lace (Vic's Secret, another story)
8. The only mens cologne I've ever honestly liked is "Very Sexy" for men.
9. I tend to cock my head like Data from Star Trek when listening to unusual stories.
10. I also tend to raise my one eyebrow like Spock...
11. Unlike most men, I'm able to admit that I like some anal stimulation.
12. I love cooking. Especially if it's making something out of odds and ends when groceries are low.
13. I love foriegn foods to the point that I prefer them when I can afford them.
14. I like spicy foods, but hate the pain AFTERWARDS.
15. I love the smell of honeysuckle.
16. I often wish old 80's cartoons were still on the air.
17. I almost never watch TV anymore. Very little appeals to me.
18. I can stay up ALL NIGHT if someone engages me in intelligent conversation, and not even realize it.
19. I actually like some classical music.
20. I quite often find myself whistling the first part of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" for no real reason at all, more so when I am busy and not thinking about it. (I actually had to look this song up to find out what it was called, or who created it.)
21. I start getting progressivly aggitated the longer I go without listening to some sort of music.
22. Music will make me work harder than any employer, or threats, ever could.
23. Trying to force me to do anything through threats, bitching, or coercion will make me 100% likely to NOT do it until I actually WANT to do it.
24. I used to by beer and cigarettes for friends who were minors when I was old enough. Not anymore though.
25. I started smoking as a result of extreme stress from my job of 3 years at Sbarro's.
26. I've quit smoking 3 times.
27. Stress makes me smoke more. I smoke now, BTW.
28. I find chewing tobacco and rub to be disgusting compared to smoking.
29. I've never been to a strip bar/club.
30. I'm actually afraid to get a lap dance.
31. I've never had sex with a woman I didn't know while drunk.
32. I absolutely refuse to date Vegetarians or Vegans. (another story)
33. I have a lepoard print blanket that I sleep with religiously. (Yeah...sounds bad...)
34. I can't stand non-feather pillows.
35. I sleep completely nude, unless I pass out in my clothes. Even in winter.
36. I prefer to have a fan on, or blowing on me, all year round.
37. I enjoy having sex with a woman while she is on her period. Penetration or manipulation only.
38. I smoke pot when it's available, and am not ashamed of the fact.
39. I've done LSD, Ecstacy, and weed. Tried coke and K once each, and hated them a lot.
40. I had a crush on a girl in highschool once who had purple contacts and long black hair.
42. My favorite clothing colors are BLACK, red, and blue.
43. I never wear yellow if it can be helped.
44. I hate clowns and mimes with a passion.
45. I think midget girls are kinda cute.
46. I lived on a farm in Jane Lew, WV when I was 5 to 7 years old.
47. I almost droped my baby brother out a 2nd story window once when I was 6.
48. I cried when Optimus Prime died in Transformers: The Movie when it came out in theaters.
49. I was scared shitless by the goblins in Labyrinth the first time I saw it. (theater)
50. I scared the shit out of my younger cousins by showing THEM Labyrinth in a dark room once I was older. (They eventually loved it like I did)
51. I can't stand fruity cellphone ringtones. I use a plain ring on mine.
52. I like playing with a woman's hair while she's sleeping.
53. I like sex in the mornings or mid-day more than in the evenings.
54. I can count all my previous lovers on two hands and have fingers to spare.
55. I'm a big 80's music fan. (screw you, I like it, damnit!)
56. I love being hugged and kissed for no reason at all.
57. I like it when a woman sucks my nipples.
58. My ears and neck are my big weaknesses. I will melt instantly when they are...attacked...
59. I dance to Drum&Bass techno when I am alone.
60. I try to change as many lightbulbs as I can to compact flourecent bulbs to save electricity.
61. I will eat, and ENJOY, liver. Beef or chicken.
62. I once lauged so hard I puked. Quite embarasing.
63. I am almost totaly devoid of jealousy when in a relationship, due to the great amount of trust I place in my girlfriends.
64. I wore womens underwear once when I was 7. (another story)
65. I had hamsters when I was in NC.
66. I've never stolen anything from a store or place that I have worked, EVER.
67. I once knew a woman who's laugh sounded like a barking seal.
68. I didn't have a real girlfriend untill I was 20 years old.
69! I love to 69. It's the best!! I could do it all night long.
70. I once met a customer who worked as a phone sex girl. She was actually cute.
71. At one point in my life, I used to cut myself when I was uncontrolably sad. Not anymore, or ever again.
72. I've never cheated on a girlfriend.
73. I really do like performing oral on a girl.
74. I have toy robots on my mantle in the livingroom.
75. I prefer water to soda.
76. I think deer meat is damn tasty.
77. I've never been deep sea fishing or hunting.
78. I'm halfway decent at darts.
79. I suck at pool unless I've had 2 beers.
80. I've never had a girlfriend as tall as me, or taller.
81. I've never been with a woman older than me.
82. I used to fall asleep during english and math class at school.
83. It annoys the fuck out of me when people misuse "your" and "you're" on the internet.
84. I love having a girl on top of me, facing away.
85. Avacados are my favorite fruit. (Yes, it IS a fruit)
86. If I ever won the lottery, I'd easily give half to my friends and family.
87. I occasionaly have dreams of my mother, who is no longer with us, and it freaks me out.
88. I have never met, or seen, my biological FATHER.
89. I often wonder if I have brothers and sisters I don't know about.
90. I seem to prefer Volkswagens to most other cars.
91. When I was 6, we had a calf in the downstairs bathroom one winter. (farm story)
92. I miss having a REAL dog.
93. I'm horrible at putting laundry away.
94. I refuse to see Forest Gump for personal reasons.
95. I once crushed and snorted some Nerds candies during lunch in 8th grade just to see if the teachers would say anything.
96. I can type nearly perfectly with my eyes closed.
97. I usually stay up a lot later than I should.
98. I had to go buy cucumbers and mayonaise for my EX when she was pregnant.
99. I've never had a woman whom I was dating give me a good massage.
100. I can't fucking believe I managed to fill 100 different things about ME into this damn thing.

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