joke of the day  

rm_iwannatellu 45F
849 posts
7/21/2006 10:44 am

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7/23/2006 1:54 am

joke of the day


This is not an original post, but I found it so funny, I decided to post it here for your amusement.

15 Things to do at the supermarket while your spouse /partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,' Code 3 in house wares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay buy.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say' PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!

daighi 49M
1449 posts
7/21/2006 11:53 am

ROTFLMAO...!!!...they were absolutely hilarious!!

I could just do all of those,but i'm afraid that i'd be taken away by the men in white coats..lol

Could i ask you to send this to me here?I loved it so much,& i'd love to share it with friends.

OR....can you tell me where you got it,so i can retrieve it for myself?

Thanks for sharing,& visiting my blog.

Hugs,

D. XXXX

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


runzwithknives 59F

7/21/2006 1:24 pm

I've been taken away by the men in the white coats for doing some of these. Kidding, really. Well, maybe. I'll never tell. Loved this. Absolutely hysterical!! Hugs, Rosa


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
7/21/2006 3:42 pm

Dusty
I did notice that. Thanks for the heads up.


daighi

Thanks. I have sent it to you.


runzwithknives
thanks for visiting again. Sometimes I wish I had the courage to do these things. I sometimes "babysit" my friends teenagers (yes, they don't need babysitting, more like a person to cook and clean, and someone to drive them around... but they allow me to tag along sometimes. They do these sort of things and it is absolutely hillarious.

One time, the one guy pretended to fall over and faint. An eldrerly woman came up to him and was all concerned about him, trying to see if he was okay. He lept up screaming at her. I think she almost had a heart attack. We all nearly died of laughter...

If the people in white coats were there, they would have almost certainly taken him awsy...


sunshinekzn 57F

7/22/2006 2:56 am

I think it could be fun trying some off these once, are you game to come and try it with me? LOL


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
7/22/2006 7:54 am

    Quoting sunshinekzn:
    I think it could be fun trying some off these once, are you game to come and try it with me? LOL
Oh definately. Meet you at the Wheel, Wedge, Waffle (what's the name of that big mall???)

Let's see if we can come up with a list of even better ones... I am sure that between us we can?


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/22/2006 1:51 pm

oh boy! im going to have to turn that into a checklist next time i go shopping.


sunshinekzn 57F

7/22/2006 9:08 pm

    Quoting rm_iwannatellu:
    Oh definately. Meet you at the Wheel, Wedge, Waffle (what's the name of that big mall???)

    Let's see if we can come up with a list of even better ones... I am sure that between us we can?
We can go to the Pav, lot of shops, lots of fun to be had!!!


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
7/23/2006 1:50 am

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    oh boy! im going to have to turn that into a checklist next time i go shopping.
Oh dear.

Hmmm, a plot is beginning to emerge... Little help on how to turn this into a game?

Thanks for visiting.

xxx


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
7/23/2006 1:54 am

    Quoting sunshinekzn:
    We can go to the Pav, lot of shops, lots of fun to be had!!!
Yaay. Let's do it.

I will start with the easiet ones and work my way up. We need a plan...

Hee hee!!!


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