You Will Adore Me  

rm_hotmamaNcols 39F
460 posts
3/23/2006 7:14 am

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7/15/2006 12:57 am

You Will Adore Me

45 Reasons You Will Adore Me
1. I will never sugar coat things or lie
2. I am perfectly capable of killing my own spiders
3. I'll never ask you to change a tire or my oil (I can do it myself)
4. I won't stop to ask for directions either
5. I'm not afraid of dirt (it don't hurt)
6. I don't require flowers (they ARE dead and WILL wilt/wither)
7. I can make my point and drop it
8. I know the difference between being hurt and being injured
9. I'll give you a stupid answer only if you ask me a stupid question
10. I can laugh at myself (and you for that matter)
11. I ONLY spend 15 minutes in the mirror getting ready
12. I go into a store, get what I need, and get out
13. I won't be offended if you don't "cuddle"
14. I won't be offended if you come before me
15. I won't be offended if you cut the visit short (I'm famous for that one MYSELF)
16. We will never wear the same outfit or match
17. I don't need you to compliment me to feel good about myself
18. You will never have to do a "tampon run"
19. I don't believe in PMS either
20. I don't care if you mess up my hair
21. I don't expect to spend every waking moment with you
22. I don't mind a mutual "silence"
23. I am just as terrible as you are at returning phone calls
24. I don't mind buying a few rounds
25. I won't embarrass or argue with you in front of your friends
26. I won't FUCK your friends even if its "OK" with you
27. I eat like a man
28. I cook like your grandmother
29. I love dogs (and in the past, even the two legged kind)
30. I don't mind if you feel the need to "piss on your territory"
31. I'll stroke you and your ego
32. I won't make you watch a chic flick
33. I don't want you to meet my parents
34. I won't make you BROKE (I have my own money AND I believe in a budget)
35. I won't complain about a quickie (sometimes all I have is 15 minutes myself)
36. I will call you at work during lunch requesting a quickie
37. I watch ESPN just as much as you do
38. I expect YOU to move out of the way when boxing is on
39. I like Pornos just as much as you do
40. I masturbate just as often
41. I like strips clubs just as much as you do
42. I don't feel threatened by other women (not even your mother)
43. I have no intention of marrying you
44. I can suck a mean dick
45. I will probably compliment the same rack you just checked out

luvblkwomen1000 37M
1 post
3/23/2006 7:28 am

you are amazing

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
3/23/2006 8:01 am

LOL great list.

solidandwide 54M

3/23/2006 8:06 am

I adore you!

wantonwill 60M

3/23/2006 8:36 am

AHHHH....the perfect woman!....when shall I come by?

rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 3/29/2006 8:04 pm:
about nine-ish

iluv2eatpussy94 52M

3/23/2006 11:17 am

Item #40, no, that is not possible.

3d60 47M

4/24/2006 11:18 am

You are juv , juvly and juvous personified.....makes me happier knowing your there, makes me jealous your not here...but soon come, who knows which way the wind blows and in some ways better than everything is being able to chat with you all. Makes my country, proffesional life less small. all my juv me XX on that note heard the larks today a sure sign of spring so heres a poem for you

As the light fades

Shrill and bright melodious
Trills, cascading down
Rich overtures from a strong beating chest high above me
Starring up, I’m dazzled by the high cloudy crisp blue hugeness
Of the late evening spring light
But tiny and delicate hangs the lark
Radiating his song, an opera of deep tragedy if slowed down
But here on these down’s his instinct stands strong he sings
So she might sing back giving away her secret position
Giving consent to a union
A glorious proud sound, drowning out the din and rumble of man
Singing about a land changed, singing about the ages
Telling tall tales with witty riposte
As the light fades beams like fire
Race across the rolling low fields
Catch still bare trees in a spell of gold
Enriched by song, enthralled by the gathering dusk’s light
I went home

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