Operation: PicSweep, The War On Ugly Genitalia  

rm_hotmamaNcols 40F
460 posts
4/13/2006 9:52 am

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4/17/2006 9:46 am

Operation: PicSweep, The War On Ugly Genitalia


The objective of this operation is;

(a)to completely and thoroughly eradicate all traces of the most common threat to members and their libidos: pictures of horribly deformed and disfigured, trauma inducing, nausea evoking genitalia.

(b)to restore libidos and sexual interaction to its original high, while reducing the alarming rate of psychological distress and the uncontrollable vomiting, currently plaguing our hospitals due to the affliction seen in bmp format.

(c)to identify root causes for such deformities, by testing for diseases, and genetic testing for mutated genes ie. kiss a kin syndrome.

The House of Bloggers, and the Senate (of Commenters), have unanimously voted FOR war against "mutants", and the removal of such material from all of Blogsville on this day 14th, of the month April, in the year 2006.

All silver and gold members are now officially DRAFTED into the military and are guaranteed honorable discharge upon completion and success of Operation PicSweep. A complete strip search, shagging, and oration of this objective will be undressed upon arrival to assigned destination/base by immediate Commanding Officer under restricted access and discretion. All draftees will be camped then supplied with condoms (standard issue digit, tongue and penile versions), dental dam, vibrators, and First Aid manual FCKN a-69, to ensure protection/avoid contamination upon interaction with mutant fucktards.

Lieutenant General hotmamaNcols, CODENAME: Mama, was authorized unequivocal command and distinction of power under government laws, and codes of war under the Vagina Convention for immediate infiltration, capture, imprisonment, disease and genetic testing, surgical alteration, and rehabilitation; the use of psychological tactics, referrals, and interventions, up to and including psychological warfare against those considered threats to the general public's sex drive.

The use of PIGs (passive intelligence gatherers) will be utilized. The identities of such individuals will be Class O sensitive/restricted. All gathered intelligence would be monitored, analyzed, and verified. An action plan will be formed and implemented to determine the fates of all suspected Bi-tarded mutants.

Lt. General orders capture and quarantine of verifiable Bi-tards to assigned gynecologists, urologists, and plastic surgeons for blood and genetic testing, treatment of any harbored diseases, surgical alteration, and to identify the cause of such deformities. The Lt.General also authorizes the use of this website to inform and educate the rest of Blogsville, via email reports pointing out the bi-tarded by member handle and resulting in the bmps being forwarded to the POLLS for voting on severity of disfigurement. It is the duty, of all law abiding, membership fee paying citizens to tell the TRUTH and turn them in.

The Commissioned and Enlisted Personnel, have yet to be named because of the draft.

The government needs you! Enlist Today!

Bi-tarded- adjective; bi-polar and retarded.


This is what happens when you raise children in a military home, and leave documents laying around.

Nocturnal10 37M

4/13/2006 10:07 am

Whoa ... I agree 100%

As a silver member I agree that there are many "bi-tarded" pictures out there!

Couldnt have said ANY of that better myself!


rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/13/2006 10:21 am:
I think you just volunteered your enlistment!!

p33c3y0 42M

4/13/2006 2:36 pm

all i can say is ... god bless you. and. i hope you make it out alive.


rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/13/2006 2:45 pm:
LOL!!! is that your way of saying I had too much time on my hands today?

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
4/13/2006 4:50 pm

Lieutenant General Mama I salute your bravery on this endeavour with luck your volunteer army will be a dedicated, disciplined, conscientious and motivated bunch and will not suffer temporary or permanent blindess.

BTW I love it when you have too much time on your hands lol


rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/13/2006 7:22 pm:
Permanent blindness? I did not think of that angle. Outstanding job civilian! Ahem... it is here by decreed that any military personnel suffering blindness, temporary or permanent, during the commission of spying, infiltration, capture, testing, treatment, or experimentation will be medically discharged with pay.

*disclaimer: Pay will not exceed a PB&J sandwich, water, and being felt up by the General.*

SlowPlayin 50M

4/13/2006 5:32 pm

LMAO ... I'll go out on search and destroy with you but I'll be court martialled before I do any recon on OP: Pic Sweep ... lock and load, baby ... let's get it on.

SP


rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/13/2006 5:53 pm:
*DMX playing in the background*
* cli-click*
The UGLINESS must stop!

Jeepidiot 42M

4/14/2006 6:35 pm

I don't have to go looking for ugly dude parts do I cause I don't wanna. I know there's a Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy but I'm willing to tell you that I'm not into dudes! They're all ugly in my opinion.

Oh and BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN! Heck even the font is perfect.


rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/14/2006 7:07 pm:
I saw too many documents lying around as a child.

beatpoeme 54M

4/14/2006 8:18 pm

Im standard these days since being "demobed"
Image that: Gold memeber!


rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/15/2006 10:51 am:
???? huh ?????

beatpoeme 54M

4/15/2006 4:42 pm

demobilzed, gold..."member"


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