Mindfucking the Condom Saboteur  

rm_hotmamaNcols 39F
460 posts
4/29/2006 5:53 pm

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Mindfucking the Condom Saboteur

If this is your first time reading my blog, please read Hide and Seek with My Earrings to get some history.

Friday night, about six, the Condom Saboteur called. I answered expecting an immediate apology.
I was wrong to assume I would get one. Like most vengeance seeking individuals, it just wasn't in his vocabulary or character. What did he want to talk about? Wolf puppies, my work, random questions about my children. What NERVE!!! To call my house after THAT stunt and expect me to play nice. I gave him exactly five minutes to bring it up. He didn't. So I did.

In my flattest most sarcastic tone, I said "I'm glad I found your note, pierced condoms, and the lube."

SILENCE. Did he REALLY expect me to NOT bring it up? At this point, if he was going to apologize
he would have. Still, more silence. If he acted hastily and in anger, he had 4 months to warn me.
I took the act of calling with no apology as a sign of war. Time to get dirty.

I told him it was FUCKED UP for him to do what he did, not just stupid but dangerous. FUCK HIM since
he wanted so bad for me to contract some incurable disease and possibly cost me my life. What if I had used those condoms and became infected? I share a bathroom with three small children, what if I passed a disease to them? The same fake bastard that wanted to meet my children months ago, is the same sorry individual whose petty revenge scheme could have endangered them. Still, SILENCE.

So, I told him I had an appointment with the Prosecutor's Office. I'm handing over the evidence to see if they could charge him with something, maybe conspiracy, maybe attempted murder. Only then did I evoke the fucktard to speak. "What do you mean?" he asked. I told him he premeditatedly pierced condoms, knew the
possible result of me using them with an infected partner, therefore attempted murder. He said there was no violence, I said it didn't matter. Whether a death occurred violently and immediately, or disease stricken and slowly, the end result would be the same. The fact he was stupid enough to leave a note in his handwriting STATING his intentions would be the noose he hung himself with. He said no one died. I said hence the ATTEMPTED part. What a ridiculously illiterate man? I told him to obtain a lawyer.
Then I got an apology. Please don't do that, I really am sorry...I told him to go fuck himself.

Now the moral of the story is don't start a war you can't possibly win. I wouldn't have fucked with his head if he had the balls to apologize. I would have left it alone if he hadn't called my house. After all, an apology isn't too much to ask for. I would have a case if I pursued it, but I am not up for the court proceedings and long deliberations. As far as I'm concerned, we are even. I know what local attorneys charge for retainers....Enjoy spending that non-refundable 2k asshole! Who just got fucked?

*dusting my shoulders off*

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
4/29/2006 9:01 pm

Way to go!!!!!! You are right if he would have called to say he was sorry (and sorry he is) he still would have been 4 months too late. You did the right thing make him squirm like a worm on a hook. That was too cool! Don't let the bastards get you down!!!See you JD

rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/30/2006 3:26 pm:
Hurt my feelings, I don't care... mess with my health, I get angry... endanger my kids, I unleash my wrath!! I knew there was something off about him. I knew there was a reason I couldn't connect..

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
4/30/2006 3:52 am

Ae we related in any way? In many ways we are opposites, yet in many other ways we are like two peas in a pod, so alike in character that it really should be scary if I had the sense to be scared. No wonder you were able to read me like you did lol.

rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/30/2006 3:31 pm:
Unless one of your ancestors were Juan Ponce De Leon or Victor Hugo, no we aren't related.

slimcountryboy2 38M
46 posts
4/30/2006 3:34 pm

Personally.... I dont feel that any man who loves a women would ever do anything to harm her.... That may be the wrong position to take.... After all, I suppose I have done some things that have hurt... But physically...nada... Considered it? Of course! But I've never hit a woman (or put chemicals in her lube) . I've thought about it ! But never have.... I guess that kinda stuff just isn't in my nature.

rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 4/30/2006 4:00 pm:
I'm not saying it's OK to hurt women, but some deserve it because they have a history of being liars, cheaters and users. I have no sympathy for people who get negative Karma.

3d60 47M

4/30/2006 5:16 pm

Come on, whoop! whoop! ( on chair hollering ) damm you is fine, you is serious and you is deadly. What a fuckwad, any man worth his salt would be honored nay greatly relieved to have you around. I have no wish to patronize you....but you make me proud, you make me happy, to know that you exist and that you get through life with determination, verve oh and goddamn wit. But above all in good grace, with irony on your side and steely determination, makes me warm and horny inside. Now I ain't a suck nor am I out to impress you.....but honey you are one hell of a women and I hope my juv hits ya, covers ya and entertains ya, no matter how far the atlantic divides us .....aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll mmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvv mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX

rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 5/1/2006 11:05 am:
It seems I can always count on you to cheer me on!

3d60 47M

5/1/2006 12:44 pm

We all gets what we deserve, I only know that, you wish to tell, I applaud you because you show both sides of the coin. as you fully well know, a one sided viewpoint is devoid of life and lacking in truth. For all I know you could be fiction, the women I admire could be one sided pamphlet on modern life. But you show the dark the unseemly and therefore the real pain and joy comes through. But I am as liable to criticize and chastise and I would hope you would count on that as well..Happy may day I hope the sun shone and you had some time off....do americans have a may day? I spent it all day in the studio whittling away at photoshop so I didn't see the sun or run in it ... ho hum all me juv me XX

rm_hotmamaNcols replies on 5/1/2006 2:11 pm:
I count on your honesty, as I do everyone who visits me. yes we have a May Day

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