Do The Bardman  

rm_hinkawaza 52M
207 posts
1/27/2006 11:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Do The Bardman

and I, hinkawaza, have decided it is time to pay tribute to the genius that is bardicman, this is done entirely in fun and we hope we do not offend anyone ( specifically Louisa ) with our antics. So without further ado, we present our lyrical collaboration ( sung to the tune of "Do The Bartman" ),

Do The Bardman

Bard! Bard!

I didn't do it
Nobody saw me do it
Can't prove anything

Yo! Hey what's happening dog?
I'm a guy with a rep for writin’ the blog.
Amusin' people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
I change the lyrics to songs you’ve all heard,
Mastered the usage of the written word.
I'm the kid that made blogging an art,
Last name, Icman; first name, Bard.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bard craze.
I got a post, real easy to do,
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
So move your fingers, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a tap-like motion.
Now that you got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music, that's the Bardman!

Everybody if you can, do the Bardman!
Shake your fingers, turn ‘em out, if you can, man!
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bardman!
(repeat)

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep.
[blog hinkawaza] was yellin', likit was, too,
‘Cause I made fun of his kilt, boo hoo hoo.
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom,
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room.
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do,
I turn on the ‘puter, so I can share the blog groove!

Move your fingers, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a tap-like motion.
Move your hands from side to side now,
Don't ya slip, let your wrists glide now.
If you've got the keyboard, you gotta use it.
Tappin’ out words in time with the music.
You just might start a blogging fad...

If you can do the Bard like he can, you’re bad.

Everybody if you can, do the Bardman!
Shake your fingers, turn ‘em out, if you can, man!
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house do the Bardman (repeat) ...Do the Bardman!

Bard : Do the Bardman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Do the Bardman!

Bard : Do the Bardman!
Pick your fingers up off the keyboard, let em' glide!

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Do the Bardman!

Bard : Do the Bardman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I!

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Do the Bardman!

Bard : Now here's the typing beat that you can't deny!

[blog hinkawaza] : Type it out! What do you call that useless drivel?

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Do the Bardman!

Bard : Oh my, my! Lousia! Make that ass sway!
I can't touch it!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

I went to my ‘puter with subjects to post,
'Til Louisa starts showin’ her ass on the coast.
And if it was mine, you know I’d touch it all day,
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.
I'm up on the roof, breathin’ the smog,
Readin’ the comments you’ve left on my blog.
Yeah, Louisa’s fine ass has more than one fan,
But I know I'm Bard, 'cause I do the Bardman!

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Everybody, if you can do the Bardman!
Shake your fingers, turn ‘em out if you can, man!
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bardman! Do the Bardman!

Bard : Do the Bardman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Do the Bardman!

Bard : Do the Bardman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I!

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : If you've got the keyboard, you gotta use it.
Tappin’ out words in time with the music.
You just might start a blogging fad...

Bard : I'm the Bardman.

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : Everybody, if you can, do the Bardman!
Shake your fingers, turn ‘em out, if you can, man!
Move your hands to the side, as you can, can!
Everybody in the house do the Bardman!
Move your wrists, if you got the notion,
Shake your fingers in a tap-like motion!
Move your hands from side to side now,
Don't ya slip, let your wrists glide now!
If you've got your keyboard, you gotta use it!
Tappin’ out words in time with the music!

Bard : Eat your heart out, Bloggers!

[blog hinkawaza] & Likit : You just might start a blogging fad...

Bard : Blog on, man.


Original lyrics written by Bryan Loren for Left Hand Productions.

© copyright 1992 20th Century Fox & The Simpson's
© copyright 2006 by Yagottalikit and Hinkawaza


bardicman 50M

1/27/2006 2:59 pm

jeez.. how come I start a craze and everyone else pick up on it and just blows my ass away

Pure fucking genius.

You two's was awesome.

Total pur fucking genius.



I am not dead yet


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/27/2006 3:06 pm

omg!!! That was great! So very clever too!

And as my first assignment as unofficial A F F quality control person, I give it my stamp of approval.

However, that said, I am now officially stepping down from my unofficial post as I am holding out for the position of Queen of the Known Civilized World....I have more important tasks to do than reading blogs all day.

::: talking to herself :::

I do?!? Who am I kidding? Like I have a life..... sad, sooo sad


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/27/2006 3:29 pm

Louisa, thank you very much, and I will see what Likit can do to help you secure that new position, seeing as she is Empress of the Known Universe!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/27/2006 3:32 pm

It's all in the inspiration Bardman! Thanks for that and the compliments!


FeistySyn 52F

1/27/2006 6:17 pm

LMAO!!!!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
1/27/2006 9:22 pm

This is kickin ass!!!! Kudos all round...

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
1/27/2006 9:36 pm

my absolute favorite ~ Last name, Icman; first name, Bard
Classic!!!! Hinkydear deserves nearly ALL of the credit on this one!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


ArealUnicorn 44F

1/28/2006 2:43 am

That was so funny....my attempt was no where near this one...excellant


pinkplaytoyz 50F

1/28/2006 6:00 am

awesome! this kicks ass!!!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/28/2006 6:13 am

LMAO. That is so damn good.


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:32 am

Thanks Syn, but your gonna look a little funny without an ass!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:34 am

Lady, thanks, and its awfull nice of you to buy Kudo's for everyone!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:36 am

    Quoting yagottalikit:
    my absolute favorite ~ Last name, Icman; first name, Bard
    Classic!!!! Hinkydear deserves nearly ALL of the credit on this one!
What can I say to this, except, she lying, she came up with alot on this as well. Thank you my dearest yagottalikit!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:38 am

    Quoting ArealUnicorn:
    That was so funny....my attempt was no where near this one...excellant
Well, if you knew how much time we spent on it...Thanks Unicorn!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:41 am

Thanks Pink, ok, now my head is starting to get a little bigger!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:43 am

More assless people??? Thanks Oldman!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 9:45 am

Rickslovely, you probably don't want to hear me sing! And before you do, I want to see you do some proper deep breathing excersises!


header1979 37M
507 posts
1/28/2006 12:26 pm

LMAO. Absolutely awesome. You guys are talented geniuses.

Header


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
1/28/2006 3:46 pm

LOL that was great....

Bard has inspired a whole new genre of blogging...

Hysterical

A


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
1/28/2006 5:42 pm

Thanks for the compliments to all of you from me......hmmmmmmm
Perhaps, this collaboration thing should happen more often....
Whattaya think Hinkydear?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 7:20 pm

Oh, Yagotta Honey, I think we may be on to something here, course we have to pay respects to the "Master of this way" for showing us the path!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/28/2006 7:23 pm

    Quoting LIBlonde97:
    LOL that was great....

    Bard has inspired a whole new genre of blogging...

    Hysterical

    A
LilBlonde, thanks for stopping in, and to qoute a line from our creation, "You just might start a blogging fad...", well, he did!


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