Blonde Jokes...sort of...  

rm_hinkawaza 52M
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2/8/2006 10:28 am

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5/8/2006 12:24 pm

Blonde Jokes...sort of...

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded! Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!"

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

2/9/2006 11:24 pm

That's, like, a reverse blonde joke! lol!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

2/10/2006 2:45 pm

very good
brilliant in fact
silky x

bardicman 50M

2/10/2006 7:05 pm

Its called area of experise.

Silly blondes.

Louisa.. Go Home..

I am not dead yet

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
2/11/2006 9:09 am

Why yes it is Louisa, yes it is...

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
2/11/2006 9:10 am

Thanks Silky, and thanks for stopping by.

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
2/11/2006 9:11 am

Having a blonde moment, Bard?

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