The Jamaican Fireman  

rm_guyinokemos 68M
27 posts
3/28/2006 5:54 pm

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9/3/2007 1:14 pm

The Jamaican Fireman

A Jamaican fireman came home from work & said to his wife,

"Yo know sumtin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station."

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

"From now on, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.

When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night, he came home and shouted:

"Bell One" and the wife stripped naked.

"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed.

"Bell Three" and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four."

"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.

She replied, "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire......

kelly402005 52F

3/29/2006 12:40 am

Have a good day!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/28/2006 6:39 pm

LMAO!!!! I think I knew his wife though...

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

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