#0 - May I have a volunteer from the audience?  

rm_grey418 34M
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8/10/2006 7:41 pm

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#0 - May I have a volunteer from the audience?

Welcome to the first post in this my Nth blog space, I've got some many infrequently updated blog across the internet, and it's only because I got an account with a site for another reason, and it came with a free blog option, or like this site... they said it's a good thing to do. And I thought "Hey it can't be any more painful than those serrated teeth nipple clips I tried on someone's good advice."

So, here it is... I think I'll update this blog on a pretty infrequent basis... every time I get laid. Which is fairly infrequent, because... actually, I'm not sure. I'm not particularly social, so it's hard for me to meet people. The other reason, and the most likely, is that I'm just generally not what a lot of women are looking for in a guy. Because if you're seeing a slim, effeminate, guy who's a bit of a weirdo... there's a good chance he'll want to wear your clothes from time to time. Then won't you be pissed when he looks better in them than you do?

I'm joking of course. Maybe my sense of humor isn't the same kind of humor women appreciate. Which is perfectly understandable. Then again it wouldn't really look good on those poll result if it said "The number one thing that Ladies look for in Guys is... a big meaty cock." I think that would somewhat damage the feminist movement.

But it would damage them in the hottest, hardest way possible, in every aching hole. I never used to watch very much porn, just the odd clip, vid, or mag once in a month or two. And from what I had seen I drew the conclusion that male porn actors are chosen for their shorter, or average penis size, so as to boost the ego of the masturbator watching. "Wow, that hot chick is banging that hairy beer-bellied guy, and my dick's bigger than his, I bet I could score with her... and I just did!"

To Be Continued...

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/10/2006 8:37 pm

Welcome to our blog space!...I hope you find a home here.

You seem to have a sense of humor which is always good...and I agree with your assessment of the porn guys. Well, except for the legendary Ron Jeremy...

Hydragenias 56F

8/10/2006 9:21 pm

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