Politician's excuses and lies.  

rm_gigolo394 50M
88 posts
5/21/2006 6:46 am

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5/22/2006 7:33 am

Politician's excuses and lies.


Just received this fucking shit e-mail from a friend in Singapore.It's about politician's excuses and lies - what they really mean...


WE HAVE NO QUARREL WITH THEIR PEOPLE...

We will bomb the suckers until the crazy guy with the moustache has no one to rule.


WE HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO USE FORCE.

Let's try out these smart bombs!


COLLATERAL DAMAGED WAS KEPT TO A MINIMUM

The Chinese embassy was just too shiny to ignore.


WE MUST NOT INTERFERE IN THIS DELICATE MATTER.

This country doesn't produce any oil.


THIS COUNTRY WILL NOT BE HELD TO RANSOM BY PUBLIC OPINION.

Democracy sucks!!


IT IS NOT IN PUBLIC INTEREST.

If anyone finds out, we're screwed.


THAT IS NOT FOR ME TO SAY.

I haven't been briefed on this bit.


IT IS EVERY CITIZEN'S RIGHT...

We can afford that.


STATISTICALLY, IT IS STILL A VERY SAFE MEANS OF TRANSPORT.

Cancel my ticket, I'm walking.


I LISTENED WITH INTEREST.

I was bored and nearly chewed my arm off.


I AM NOT GOING TO PRE - EMPT THE REPORT.

I haven't had a chance to bribe the jury yet.


THERE HAS BEEN NO BREACH OF NATIONAL SECURITY.

What the fucking hell ! Do you mean they stole all the passwords?


A WEEK IS A LONG TIME IN POLITICS.

My mind's gone blank.Say something, quick !!


SOMETIMES POLITICIAN HAVE TO MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS.

If you all put your money in this beg and lie face down on the floor, no one will get hurt.


THAT'S WHY I BECAME A POLITICIAN.

...apart from the power, status, casual sex and diplomatic immunity.


THAT IS FOR THE ELECTORATE TO DECIDE.

We don't have a policy yet.

Have a great weekend.


alisa_d 37F

5/21/2006 6:58 pm

a crash course in politics... are you ready to become one yet? kakakakakaka


rm_gigolo394 50M
136 posts
5/22/2006 2:57 am


hmmmm...nope...not yet


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