Farewell to the KING!!!  

rm_gigolo394 50M
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5/15/2006 8:44 am

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Farewell to the KING!!!

Hell yes !!! Today was declare as a Public Holiday in the country.The King has pass away!So sad,he died at the age of 52 years old.

Thousands of happy folks outing all major cities and towns to celebrate the death of the dotage King;King Pat Brooke.The late King, his royal highness, King rajah Pat Brooke was the fourth white rajah of Borneo (the 13th. state).The first white rajah of Borneo was rajah James Brooke, then his son rajah Charles Brooke and his grand son rajah Vyner Brooke.The late rajah Pat Brooke is the only son of rajah Vyner Brooke.

Born in England in the year 1954, rajah Pat Brooke is the youngest among four siblings(three sisters).Reigning the throne as the fourth white rajah of Borneo,he loved to travel to countries such as Tahiti,Papua New Guinea and Africa.During his younger days as the white rajah,his highness spend 5 years sailing all over the world looking for beautiful women to get laid and have owned a thing for Asian Women(no wonder he ruled our country).

Been married twice and divorced with two teenage lesbian pricess,his highness lived with his long-time girlfriend, an aussie woman named Terra who died of Aids a few years ago.Since then,his highness turned into a homosexual and no longer has any interested on women.

This white rajah owned the Petronas Towers,O'Hare Airport in Chicago and Bali Island in Indonesia.He also owned 17 yachts,126 foreign imported cars,ten white elephant castles and has no organised religion as he was a gay.

According to the palace spokesman,yesterday afternoon(local time) , a man wearing a mask and armed with light spear sneaking through the palace back fort and straight into the rajah's bedroom and stomped the light spear just right into his ass while he was having sex with his half brother(not sure who).He died on the way to the nearest hospital.At last,free from any colonial rules.

May he burn in Hell!!

"Hail to the KIng".

alisa_d 37F

5/15/2006 6:33 pm

Have a happy holiday.... kekekeke

rm_gigolo394 50M
136 posts
5/16/2006 2:52 am

Thank you so...much

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