Turn Around  

rm_gerson42 52M
1752 posts
6/2/2006 1:40 am

Last Read:
6/9/2006 10:59 pm

Turn Around

My apoligies to all, I have been moving for the last couple of days, in lieu of a post with some sort of substance and depth I give you this joke. I shall post again tomorrow.

A girl, who had led a very sheltered life, gets married to a Greek man. The day of the wedding, her mother tells her: "Tonight, you are going to have sex with your husband. This is how it should be. However, Greeks are known for certain proclivities that you do not need to know about. Suffice to say that, if he ask you to turn around, you firmly refuse. Other than that, you may agree to everything he wants to do".

After getting married, the couple goes off on their honeymoon and have torrid sex several times a day. Not once does the husband ask the girl to "turn around." After the honeymoon, the couple settles in their new house and continue having great sex every night. The husband is really indefatigable. Six months pass and one night, after having sex in the usual manner the husband says: "Please turn around". The girl, mindful of what mother said, shouts: "NO, Never!" The husband looks surprised and says: "But, darling, don't you want to have a child?"


Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/2/2006 2:21 am

Upon finishing this read...oh there is the snare drum!

Thanks Ger!


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:01 pm:
I had to re-read the punch line twice to put it all together. Sort of sneaks up on you.
ger

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
6/2/2006 3:22 am

Hah! Instead of gerson talking smack about last night's game, he posts what may possibly be his preview for the required pic.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:02 pm:
You wish.
ger

ProtonicMan 48M

6/2/2006 4:47 am

That's funny. Loved the pic, too!

TJ


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:02 pm:
Bert doin Ernie, gotta love it.
ger

Mermaidslut 50F

6/2/2006 5:28 am

... isnt that Bert & Ernie?


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:03 pm:
Yes, I know, its kinda hard to tell without their clothes on. I am a little worried about the copyright issue. Think it will be ok?
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wickedeasy 67F  
26816 posts
6/2/2006 5:48 am

ba doom boom

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:04 pm:
Like I said in the preface, nothing of substance tonite. But it is funny.
ger

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
6/2/2006 6:40 am

Dear Lord! Is that Bert and Ernie?????


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:05 pm:
Kinda shocks the system, doesnt it?
ger

bipolybabe 55F

6/2/2006 8:59 am

    Quoting rm_LoyalCumpany:
    Hah! Instead of gerson talking smack about last night's game, he posts what may possibly be his preview for the required pic.
I may know someone who has a beautiful "Big Red" strap on and isn't afraid to use it.

BPB

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:04 pm:
That was meant for lc, right?
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southrnpeach333 50F

6/2/2006 9:09 am

Funny Funny!!


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:05 pm:
naughty naughty!
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HBowt2 59F

6/2/2006 9:51 am

hmmmmmm......no....


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:06 pm:
No, what do you mean no? You can't tell me no.
ger

rm_truedom2 56M
663 posts
6/2/2006 10:07 am

Seems like everybody is moving


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:07 pm:
I hate moving. I want one house, 4000 square feet, on the ocean, here in SB and I wont move again.
ger

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/2/2006 11:04 am

Are Bert and Ernie Greek?


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/2/2006 12:07 pm:
Did I mention that I loooove that leg?
Of course they are greek, don't the heavy eyebrows and dark skin give them away?
ger

bipolybabe 55F

6/2/2006 2:05 pm

    Quoting rm_LoyalCumpany:
    Hah! Instead of gerson talking smack about last night's game, he posts what may possibly be his preview for the required pic.
Well, the person I know who has a shiny "Big Red" strap-on and isn't afraid to use it, I asked her, and she would be happy to use it on either LoyalCumpany or Gerson42, whomever should lose the bet about stupidb---.

So, "Bend Over, Boyfriend: AdultFriendFinder Volume I."

BPB

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:46 am:
Hey lc, I think she is talking to you.
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TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
6/2/2006 5:25 pm

Too funny. And the pic definitely adds to it for shock value I tell you, if kids could only see this stuff they would know what a dirty perverted world we live in.


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:47 am:
All about the shock value. Perhaps a good idea not to show the kids the pic.
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OboesHonedIambs 62F

6/2/2006 11:27 pm

That's a pretty good joke! I like the Bert & Ernie touch, too.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:50 am:
Not sure just exactly how they tie in to the whole thing. Just had to put it up.
ger

Mermaidslut 50F

6/3/2006 12:45 am

.. well I don't know about the copyright issues, as you are not profitting from this post. That's not my department unless I am the one violating it....LMAO. However, I was just trying to comphrehend the juxtaposition of your choice in the image with the joke.....

Maybe it shoulda been a pic of Kermie and Mrs Piggy? [post 373193]

Also... [post 373190]


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:51 am:
Now I am really cracking up. What are the chances of having multiple posts with that same image? Must be something pretty deep seeded here.
ger

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/3/2006 2:14 am

Ok, I'm trying really, really hard not to laugh at the picture, because that is just...not right. Failing miserably though.


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:49 am:
The shock value kinda creeps up on you.
ger

Loving_Loyal 63F

6/3/2006 5:15 pm

Funny. Hope the move goes well.


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:48 am:
Just posted about the move. Not as much progress as I might have thought. lol
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Seriously_Real 48M

6/3/2006 5:44 pm

You know, I kinda always saw Bert as the catcher and not the pitcher....

--Seriously

p.s. - not a copyright problem, IMHO. Parody, fair use, blah blah.


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:47 am:
I have that photo also. Wanna see it?
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LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/3/2006 7:17 pm

I should have known
When this was penned
There'd be a twist
towards the end

Many a woman
the blushing bride
a precious few
have given that ride!

lustytaurus


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:48 am:
Give em what they want! That's me motto.
ger

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/4/2006 5:24 pm

Too funny. I really needed that thanks


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 6:40 pm:
The joke or Bert and Ernie doing each other?
ger

Mermaidslut 50F

6/4/2006 9:47 pm

    Quoting Mermaidslut:
    .. well I don't know about the copyright issues, as you are not profitting from this post. That's not my department unless I am the one violating it....LMAO. However, I was just trying to comphrehend the juxtaposition of your choice in the image with the joke.....

    Maybe it shoulda been a pic of Kermie and Mrs Piggy? [post 373193]

    Also... [post 373190]
gerson42 replies on 6/4/2006 10:51 am:
Now I am really cracking up. What are the chances of having multiple posts with that same image? Must be something pretty deep seeded here.
ger


Ger, the chances are great if I was playing off your post...hehehe
Deep seeded?. hmmm.. i think I better *delete post* on that one...


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/9/2006 11:01 pm:
Crackin up again. Nice.
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DIVISION77 39M
8328 posts
6/9/2006 6:50 pm

Everyone always hinted at homoeroticism with Bert & Ernie.

Those kids were way too close for comfort.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/9/2006 11:00 pm:
Yeah, always played in the back of my mind also.
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