Paybacks a bitch!  

rm_gerson42 52M
1752 posts
5/26/2006 11:28 am

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5/28/2006 12:09 pm

Paybacks a bitch!

decided to have a face lift for his birthday to look really, really good for the girls on A.F.F. He spends $5,000 and feels good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, and being slightly vain lustytaurus
says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 30," was the reply.
"I'm actually 38," lustytaurus
says happily.
A little while later, still feeling a little insecure lustytaurus
goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 26?"
"Nope, I am actually 38." lustytaurus
starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop lustytaurus
asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around and no one had played with his penis in a long, long time lustytaurus
thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 38,"
Stunned lustytaurus
says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".

gerson42 - but My friends can call me ger

Please place suggestions for exactly how you would like to see
LoyalCumpany in his naked pic at Suns LoseLC Loses.

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/26/2006 11:47 am

LOL, He is gonna love this one!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 12:36 pm:
maybe, but who cares! lol

TabithaElectra79 37F

5/26/2006 11:48 am

That is soooooo wrong!!!!!

Made me laugh though!!!!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 11:53 am:
It's not like I started it. Just gonna finish it.
You don't think he will try to get me back do you?

southrnpeach333 50F

5/26/2006 12:55 pm

The mental picture of him standing there with an old ladies hands down his pants! Too much.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 3:21 pm:
I just posted it, wasn't willing to do a visual on it.
Aaaaaah crap! Now you made me picture it.

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/26/2006 2:43 pm

I hope LT doesn't cry when he sees this, you know how sensitive he is.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 3:20 pm:
He should have thought that through before. You know, the eye for an eye thing.

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/26/2006 4:41 pm

OMG that is too funny, wonder what he's gonna think

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 11:14 pm:
Ssssh, he doesn't know yet. I left him a hint on his blog. Give him a little bit, he's Canadian.

bipolybabe 54F

5/26/2006 6:04 pm

Okay, there's this great trail in Phoenix next to the Tapatio Hilton. All the company dudes there for workshops go jogging at sunrise. LoyalCumpany needs to strike a hard-on into the sunrise on the hilltop in between company men. No face necessary, just that dick rising into the sunrise.


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rm_gerson42 replies on 5/26/2006 11:16 pm:
OK Babe, great comment. It is my duty to inform you that you have left this on a different post of mine than intended. This post is poking fun lustytaurus, the post poking fun of loyalcumpany is down one. I see the confusion, they both have the initial LT.

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/27/2006 6:06 am

Hah, very funny!!! Thought I don't know how he made fun of you so will need to check out his blog.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/27/2006 9:12 am:
He got me pretty good. Place me on his blog with naked old dude. That will teach that Crazy Canuck!

wickedeasy 66F  
25363 posts
5/27/2006 6:25 am

looks for a safe place to stand - determined to stay on your good side

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/27/2006 9:13 am:
Both sides are good.

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/27/2006 7:21 am

OMG! That is SO funny! I didn't expect that at all! Watch out Ger....paybacks are hard!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/27/2006 9:14 am:
But this is a payback. He got me first. Im sure it will end here. Right LT. Where are you? This payback would be better if you ever read my blog dammit!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/27/2006 1:01 pm

Now wait a minute here, I'm right in the middle of you two. I don't like that idea much. Please don't hit the innocent

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/27/2006 2:13 pm:
Cru, this was simply retaliatory in nature. Your all clear from my end.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/27/2006 3:27 pm


Very nicely done Ger...

What you didn't know is I am VERY into older women...LOL

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/28/2006 12:23 am:
Damn, took you long enough to get here. Thought I was gonna have to send someone out to drag your ass to my blog. As for the older women, I did not know that. Perhaps 10 minutes wasn't enough.

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